BEST AND WORST ARCHETYPES ON A BOYS TRIP

[CelestialEmpire]

BEST:

1. The Closer
Gets birds to the AP without fail, Mr Charisma, always talking to birds or ripping double date feature on Tinder as soon as the plane lands
2. Mr Hustler
Gets us lineskips at the top clubs, finds bag/packet dealers in the city ASAP
3. Mr Philanthrophy
Buys the Ubers, buys us rounds, get him hammered and he'll get a booth and bottles of clase azul

WORST:

1. Bousemaxxer
Barely wants to go out, doesn't even rip bag/pouches/cigs, wants to go to museums or tours instead of bars and clubs, has like 2-3 beers
2. Cheapskate
Doesn't want to do anything fun because it's too expensive
3. Bedrotter
Moans about being hungover, stays in bed on reels/dating apps til 4PM, then rolls out of bed, showers, UberEats then straight to the pre
4. Girlfriend Merchant
Won't run a 2 man or rip the strippy cause of his bird. On FaceTime with her at least 3 times throughout the trip.
5. Lightweight Menace
Slams 8 beers and 2 shots then gets kicked out of bars, questioned by police, fucks the AirBnb deposit, etc

 

[CelestialEmpire]

bump

 

[Deleted member 192735]

 

[Peubert]

lifemogs me

 

[CelestialEmpire]

bump

 

[mohito]

The Larper

 

[CelestialEmpire]

top 4 is the strippers merchant, he will stumble hammered to the nearest strip club from our airbnb at 3AM after striking out at the bars and drag everybody else along with him (me)

 

[CelestialEmpire]

bump

 

[DildoFaggins]

Really gotta hand it to the brits when it comes to ruining european summer for everyone

 

[Niche12345678890]

Really gotta hand it to the brits when it comes to ruining european summer for everyone

Kys

 

[Deleted member 121340]

4. Girlfriend Merchant
Won't run a 2 man or rip the strippy cause of his bird. On FaceTime with her at least 3 times throughout the trip.

5. Lightweight Menace
Slams 8 beers and 2 shots then gets kicked out of bars, questioned by police, fucks the AirBnb deposit, etc

These two run rampant nowadays. One of my friends is falling over after two pints of some lager, and the other is couped up in the corner of the club with his girlfriend the whole night.

 

[brotato78]

bro this happens to me all the time too its so annoying frfr, but u gotta admit the lightweight menace got som heart in em (5'2 indian closed growthplates and generational debt)

 

[DildoFaggins]

Kys

 

[Niche12345678890]

 

[CelestialEmpire]

Really gotta hand it to the brits when it comes to ruining european summer for everyone

im not british but i am ripping mallorca + amalfi + SoF in june

 

[DildoFaggins]

im not british but i am ripping mallorca + amalfi + SoF in june

Damn I thought you were a true Anglo-SSaxon