Best Athlete in every sport

Bipolar Vamp6ix

Bipolar Vamp6ix

𓌜Blackpill Autist
Joined
Aug 13, 2024
Posts
1,138
Reputation
1,537
(The other lists are made by fags who sit on their ass all day jerking it on discord and have a BMI of 756, this is coming from a current mma athlete and a blackpilled non-gooner, so its objectively less shit, if youre "sport" isnt on here btw its too gay to be classed as one.)

Football:
Estoy Aqui Real Madrid GIF


Basketball:
Celebrate Lebron James GIF by ESPN


Nfl/football:
Excited 2018 Nfl GIF by New England Patriots


MMA:
georges st pierre gsp GIF

(This is coming from a khabib glazer btw)

Muay Thai:


Muay Thai Dance GIF by ONE Championship


Wrestling:
You Got It Yes GIF by Team USA


Boxing:
muhammad ali hbo GIF


K1/Kickboxing:
Angry Rico Verhoeven GIF by GLORY Kickboxing


Track/Racing:
Usain Bolt GIF by SB Nation


Bodybuilding: (not really a sport for me, kinda gay too, but i kinda fw it so i'll put it in)
youtube mix GIF


Swimming:
Gold Medal Swimming GIF by Team USA


Tennis:
Roger Federer Sport GIF by Tennis Channel


Hockey:
Nba Finals Smile GIF by NBA


DISCLAIMER

(This list is objectively correct, anybody MTN and above can relate to it, if not youre a twink.
I have went off a few crucial criteria:
. Impact on the sport
. Legacy
. Aura
. Looks
. Overall dominance
. Reign
(For the number and stat merchants bound to reply fuck youre statistics you curry math nerds, stats arent all there is to it)

( i have tried my best to remember and include all relevant sports which ive either particiapated in, find enjoyable, and arent gay, if i havent included youre sport dont go crying, its either gay or i forgot it exists)

(Heres a list of sports i find either gay or dont class as sports
. F1 ("Muhh left turn )
. Snooker/Pool (80 year old bar game)
. Darts (*see snooker*
. Strongman/bodybuilding (*see post above*)
. Golf (*Business deal closer, not sport*)
. Volleyball (gay basketball)
. Those gay olympic sports (you know what i mean)
. Baseball ("Muhh stick hit ball and run")
. Cricket (" Yes saar i lovee cricket bhaii")
. Lacrosse (this isnt Teen Wolf bruh, *gay mans hockey*) )

(* Sidenote for the smart ones who actually know what theyre talking about*:

(For MMA, boxing, etc because of the many weight classes and what not it is quite hard to find a standalone goat, plus going off p4p rankings is quite inaccurate as it doesnt take alot into account, like for MMA, my goat is indeed Khabib, but i put GSP as he has had more fights in more than 1 weight class and has mpre title defences, or for boxing i couldve put down Lennox Lewis or Roy Jones Jr just as easily, but ali of course is ali
 
  • Woah
Reactions: wastedspermcel

Similar threads

Bug
Replies
33
Views
183
butterworld
butterworld
asdvek
Replies
20
Views
210
cytoplasm
cytoplasm
G
Replies
58
Views
10K
gonzalezcheis
G

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top