Best excuse to leave class to go to the bathroom ?

[kalluss]

My school bans us from going to the bathroom even if we wanna piss or shit unless it’s a reasonable excuse I fucking hate this shit can’t wait to finish my last year

 

[asdvek]

Switch schools

 

[kalluss]

Switch schools

I will this year they did this stupid ass ban because lots of soy low t kids keep vaping

 

[whiteislandpill]

Wtf kind of school doesnt let you go to thr toilet lol

 

[wsada]

"I have explosive diarrhea"

 

[kalluss]

Wtf kind of school doesnt let you go to thr toilet lol

Idk they do rarely let you if you seem genuinely about to piss all around you but they bring a security guard to escort you

 

[whiteislandpill]

Idk they do rarely let you if you seem genuinely about to piss all around you but they bring a security guard to escort you

What country is this?? Are you in fucking jail?

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Idk they do rarely let you if you seem genuinely about to piss all around you but they bring a security guard to escort you

Bro cause a fucking scene

You can sue for that if they actually don't let you

Ask and and make them let you go. That's stupid asf

 

[liberiangrimreaper]

Stomach ache, splash your face w/ cold water bc you're tired, Can't hold it and be persistent on saying you can't

 

[kalluss]

What country is this?? Are you in fucking jail?

Canada , Montréal school are allowed to make their own rules (well some idk about all)

 

[dark.max]

Just say that one of your parents called you

 

[kalluss]

Bro cause a fucking scene

You can sue for that if they actually don't let you

Ask and and make them let you go. That's stupid asf

Idk how well I can sue all I remember is last year I faked being nauseous as fuck and threatened to vomit on the teacher if that’s when she finally lets me go to the fucking bathroom but usually I hate causing scenes

 

[kalluss]

Just say that one of your parents called you

You get escorted man I can’t lied about parent stuff cuz they will actually follow me till I do this lol but it depends on who’s escort me some security guards are chill doesn’t even care if you lie to go to the bathroom

 

[dark.max]

You can also tell them it’s illegal for them to restrict you from going to the bathroom since it’s basic human rights

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

You get escorted man I can’t lied about parent stuff cuz they will actually follow me till I do this lol but it depends on who’s escort me some security guards are chill doesn’t even care if you lie to go to the bathroom

Idk how well I can sue all I remember is last year I faked being nauseous as fuck and threatened to vomit on the teacher if that’s when she finally lets me go to the fucking bathroom but usually I hate causing scenes

Make a scene or rot in feces nigga

That's fucking stupid

I piss all the time from drining Hella water this would drive me mad

 

[dark.max]

You get escorted man I can’t lied about parent stuff cuz they will actually follow me till I do this lol but it depends on who’s escort me some security guards are chill doesn’t even care if you lie to go to the bathroom

What the fuck is wrong with your school man

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

You can also tell them it’s illegal for them to restrict you from going to the bathroom since it’s basic human rights

Surely some of the teachers are aware of this lmao

 

[LOOKISM-LOGIC]

Just walk out and explain later

 

[kalluss]

Just walk out and explain later

I did try that one time and it didn’t end well jfl

 

[kalluss]

What the fuck is wrong with your school man

I don’t fucking know they are scared of vaping but they encourage having sex

 

[dark.max]

I don’t fucking know they are scared of vaping but they encourage having sex

Fucking jews