best fake tan product?

[U1fur]

ive been using bondi sands for some time but i always get uneven spots and if you tell me to get a tan your a stupid fuck im in iceland and theres like 3 UV on a super super good day in summer, im outside like 3 hours a day and i never get any brown but i tan really well when im on vacation.
anyone know any good products?

 

[ICL]

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[fcknitalian]

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[U1fur]

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your such a dickhead like actually i despise you
i already stated i live in iceland and you quite litteraly cannot get tanned there

 

[ICL]

your such a dickhead like actually i despise you
i already stated i live in iceland and you quite litteraly cannot get tanned there

you expect me to predict that you live in iceland?

 

[U1fur]

you expect me to predict that you live in iceland?

its litteraly in the description?

 

[IliaTopuria]

your such a dickhead like actually i despise you
i already stated i live in iceland and you quite litteraly cannot get tanned there

Wow that’s a niche country

I would look for peptides who get you tan but don’t overuse it or u will end up whit shitty unhealthy looking skin

And tbh being tan is overrated

I‘m very tan bcs my Mediterranean genetics and I hate being tan every second

I wash myself whit sand so it goes away and I stay white

 

[U1fur]

Wow that’s a niche country

I would look for peptides who get you tan but don’t overuse it or u will end up whit shitty unhealthy looking skin

And tbh being tan is overrated

I‘m very tan bcs my Mediterranean genetics and I hate being tan every second

I wash myself whit sand so it goes away and I stay white

i look like 2x better tanned thats why i use products and im probably going to start pep when im 18 and my natural hormones start to slow down

 

[ICL]

its litteraly in the description?

alr then sorry I dnr'd it

 

[IliaTopuria]

i look like 2x better tanned thats why i use products and im probably going to start pep when im 18 and my natural hormones start to slow down

Fuck you hormones now and later

Just hop on

Getting unbreedable is very rare

And your liver does not matter

Niggas drink everyday and still live normal Live

 

[U1fur]

alr then sorry I dnr'd it

alr its cool cause you have 14k posts

 

[U1fur]

Fuck you hormones now and later

Just hop on

Getting unbreedable is very rare

And your liver does not matter

Niggas drink everyday and still live normal Live

my dad tracks everything i fucking buy, i really want to hop on but idk from what vendor and its probably going to get seized ive been looking into it also with indiamart triangle shipping method doesnt work either im just fucking cooked i have to order everything on vacation if i want it and idk how to

 

[IliaTopuria]

my dad tracks everything i fucking buy, i really want to hop on but idk from what vendor and its probably going to get seized ive been looking into it also with indiamart triangle shipping method doesnt work either im just fucking cooked i have to order everything on vacation if i want it and idk how to

You live in icelands that pretty shit

I mean you probably live in town whit max 5k people

Will be hard to hide or buy illegal stuff

Start drinking Vulcano water and pray to Wahhala god for tan

Just realised your live where Thorfin lived

 

[U1fur]

You live in icelands that pretty shit

I mean you probably live in town whit max 5k people

Will be hard to hide or buy illegal stuff

Start drinking Vulcano water and pray to Wahhala god for tan

Just realised your live where Thorfin lived

bro fuck thorfin and fuck you im going to floss my teeth with your nerves