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Do I have the time? Time's essential when dating. You wouldn't want to find yourself in a situation where you have to leave. Like right after sex. "Ok...I'm out of here, cya!" Or when she introduces you to her kids. "Gotta go, cya!" Especially when she says I love you. "Cya!"
So be sure you have the time for her. Or to get away from her.

The second most crucial issue is the right location for a proper date. Most guys see a romantic evening in a nice little roach-infested motel satisfactory. In contrast, others see the back alley behind a Chinese Buffet as more suitable. Though being a little more creative will go a long way. Bring the wife!

Third, when to take the relations to a whole new level. Let's say a month down the line and everything's hunky-dory, but she starts complaining about her bills. This would be an ominous sign—time to end it. But say if the opposite happens, and you learn she inherited a small fortune. Then that means you're in love and it's time to marry her.

Fourth, when to introduce her to your parents. This is the most important issue one must be careful with. Mainly, how well will she take it that your parents are two rotting corpses still lying in their bedroom, and you're surviving off of their social security checks and pensions? Some women may get turned off there.

Dating in today's world has changed very much since the days of the dinosaurs when we had to run from those fuckers into caves and with whoever would be our new spouse. "Me, Bob." Me, Bob too. "Oh fuck." It's an origin story - Brokeback Mountain: Genesis.

Therefore, be careful when making any significant decision.
 
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Do I have the time? Time's essential when dating. You wouldn't want to find yourself in a situation where you have to leave. Like right after sex. "Ok...I'm out of here, cya!" Or when she introduces you to her kids. "Gotta go, cya!" Especially when she says I love you. "Cya!"
So be sure you have the time for her. Or to get away from her.

The second most crucial issue is the right location for a proper date. Most guys see a romantic evening in a nice little roach-infested motel satisfactory. In contrast, others see the back alley behind a Chinese Buffet as more suitable. Though being a little more creative will go a long way. Bring the wife!

Third, when to take the relations to a whole new level. Let's say a month down the line and everything's hunky-dory, but she starts complaining about her bills. This would be an ominous sign—time to end it. But say if the opposite happens, and you learn she inherited a small fortune. Then that means you're in love and it's time to marry her.

Fourth, when to introduce her to your parents. This is the most important issue one must be careful with. Mainly, how well will she take it that your parents are two rotting corpses still lying in their bedroom, and you're surviving off of their social security checks and pensions? Some women may get turned off there.

Dating in today's world has changed very much since the days of the dinosaurs when we had to run from those fuckers into caves and with whoever would be our new spouse. "Me, Bob." Me, Bob too. "Oh fuck." It's an origin story - Brokeback Mountain: Genesis.

Therefore, be careful when making any significant decision.
Ever seen that movie, Where the Heart Is? It's a movie about men dating single mothers. Even though the story's fictional it's an extremely good tool for any man who wants to learn. Very informative. It showcase what to do and what not to do. For example, don't be like most guys and molest your new love interest's kids. That won't win her heart. You gotta have some self control. Cuddling with her kids on a sofa is alright but don't go too far with them.
 
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Ever seen that movie, Where the Heart Is? It's a movie about men dating single mothers. Even though the story's fictional it's an extremely good tool for any man who wants to learn. Very informative. It showcase what to do and what not to do. For example, don't be like most guys and molest your new love interest's kids. That won't win her heart. You gotta have some self control. Cuddling with her kids on a sofa is alright but don't go too far with them.
I'll look that movie up. Sounds educational.
 
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Top 10 Warning Signs suggest the first date isn't going so well.

1. She brings her boyfriend with her.

2. She brings her toddlers, but they wait in the car during that 2-hour lunch date in the middle of summer.

3. When the bill comes, she also hands you her bill.

4. She handcuffs you. Not in a sexy way; in an outstanding warrant for your arrest manner.

5. A correctional officer tells you visitation's over.

6. When you ask her, "What's your favorite month?" She says, "When you start paying your fucking child support."

7. She instinctively orders from the kid's menu.

8. You take her to a barroom, and everyone knows her as Frank.

9. She closes her curtains.

10. Everyone's staring at you in the restaurant sitting at a table alone, laughing with your date.
 
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@Collagen or rope No, I'm not Asian. Why would you think such nonsense?
 

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