Best haircut to hide norwooding without looking faggy/obvious?

[DarknLost]

Its time for me to get a haircut and I would like to try something new which could hide my norwooding and look good at the same time
Currently considering getting this

 

[GenericChad1444]

are u sure ur norwooding?

 

[Deleted member 2227]

Just Ramirezmaxxing bruh

Also doesn't even matter, if you are already losing hair now so you will be completely bald in few years, so...

 

[BigBiceps]

Its time for me to get a haircut and I would like to try something new which could hide my norwooding and look good at the same time
Currently considering getting this

Curtains. What a chad for cutting his own hair tho.