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my mum and her old ass friends were having lunch and I went to make a protein shake.
they were trying to discuss the political shit the world is in, but they're all fucking clueless, I tried to correct them but gave up.
then they started talking about who is the best president / PM, and by best they qualified it as 'nicest'.
my Latin mum and the Italian said oh I like the Canadian one, I like his smile, and he has such nice hair I want to stroke it. then the Korean old ass woman said yeah and hes so tall and always smiling, I am sure hes very clever and smart not like Boris Johnson.
I.got a bit involved, oh well I'd say Imran Khan is the best looking, and I think Justin Trudeau makes every decision wrong, and the Italian lady said you just dont like him because hes feminist and helps unlucky people and you're angry because your ex GF was a feminist.
I said its totally unrelated and showed them a pic of Imran Khan at Trudeaus age, and they said ok hes dashing but the thing is those kind of guys are aggressive and not civilised, and I said what kind of guys, u mean brown guys? and they were like oh dont be stupid China curry you know I didnt mean that.
here's what they thought:
Biden - yes good, but a bit old now
macron- he is good and he has a nice wife and isnt a shallow.guy, will make good decisions.
boris - idiot, hasnt lost enough weight, how the hell.has he got 6 illegitimate kids, looks stupid
Scott Morrison - looks dumb, should shave his head, and lose weight
modi - looks like a terrorist
so basically these 60yr old women, who are ALL married to sub 5d, base their understanding of who is a good, critical thinking leader, on how a person looks
they were trying to discuss the political shit the world is in, but they're all fucking clueless, I tried to correct them but gave up.
then they started talking about who is the best president / PM, and by best they qualified it as 'nicest'.
my Latin mum and the Italian said oh I like the Canadian one, I like his smile, and he has such nice hair I want to stroke it. then the Korean old ass woman said yeah and hes so tall and always smiling, I am sure hes very clever and smart not like Boris Johnson.
I.got a bit involved, oh well I'd say Imran Khan is the best looking, and I think Justin Trudeau makes every decision wrong, and the Italian lady said you just dont like him because hes feminist and helps unlucky people and you're angry because your ex GF was a feminist.
I said its totally unrelated and showed them a pic of Imran Khan at Trudeaus age, and they said ok hes dashing but the thing is those kind of guys are aggressive and not civilised, and I said what kind of guys, u mean brown guys? and they were like oh dont be stupid China curry you know I didnt mean that.
here's what they thought:
Biden - yes good, but a bit old now
macron- he is good and he has a nice wife and isnt a shallow.guy, will make good decisions.
boris - idiot, hasnt lost enough weight, how the hell.has he got 6 illegitimate kids, looks stupid
Scott Morrison - looks dumb, should shave his head, and lose weight
modi - looks like a terrorist
so basically these 60yr old women, who are ALL married to sub 5d, base their understanding of who is a good, critical thinking leader, on how a person looks
