best masai jumps?

[Deleted member 164613]

what is the best method of doing masai jumps? i hope it doesnt hurt.

 

[Yahya]

killing yourself with a gun works best you retarded waste of sperm

 

[Deleted member 164613]

killing yourself with a gun works best you retarded waste of sperm

will this help me grow in height?.

 

[pfl]

are u retarded?

 

[Deleted member 164613]

are u retarded?

idk. do that hurts? because if so, i do not feel any pain so i would say no.

 

[lowiqcel__.]

Yes

 

[pfl]

idk. do that hurts? because if so, i do not feel any pain so i would say no.

masai jumps is cope u fucking idiot it doesn’t do shit

 

[lowiqcel__.]

Who has any idea how to change the name

 

[lowiqcel__.]

what is the best method of doing masai jumps? i hope it doesnt hurt.

I also dont do massai jumping because it hurts

 

[Deleted member 164613]

masai jumps is cope u fucking idiot it doesn’t do shit

oh, how come? i've heard cookie king talk about them at superlative and i'm pretty sure that cookie king knows a thing or two.

 

[Deleted member 164613]

You should do them while really thinking of being taller and or growing since it causes central nervous system mediated hypothalamic activation of the GHRH-GH-IGF-1 axis, synchronized with mechanotransductive activation of the signaling cascade in the growth plates hypertrophic zone

agree, that's exactly how i was intending to do them.

 

[Deleted member 164613]

I also dont do massai jumping because it hurts

yea... we have to get over it somehow, they really do help.

 

[hej1377]

Try landing on your face

 

[Yahya]

yea... we have to get over it somehow, they really do help.

they don't you fucking retard I wish you were in front of me righ tnow i wouldve reduced your throat to mash

 

[chickencalves]

Basically make your achilles is stiff as fuark. Can you do 20 straight one-legged heel raises?
Not gonna make you any taller though without Nilotic mogger genes like me.

 

[Deleted member 164613]

they don't you fucking retard I wish you were in front of me righ tnow i wouldve reduced your throat to mash

nah, cookie king said they work so imma listen to the best looking guy i know.

 

[Deleted member 164613]

Basically make your achilles is stiff as fuark. Can you do 20 straight one-legged heel raises?
Not gonna make you any taller though without Nilotic mogger genes like me.

i can do only 10 and a half straight one-legged heel raises. will try to do more.

 

[Deleted member 164613]

they don't you fucking retard I wish you were in front of me righ tnow i wouldve reduced your throat to mash

im pretty sure that you are just jealous because you dont know how to do them properly and now you are coping that they dont work while cookie king clearly said they work.

 

[Yahya]

nah, cookie king said they work so imma listen to the best looking guy i know.

this is the worst ragebait on earth

 

[Deleted member 164613]

this is the worst ragebait on earth

you are just a jealous little coping guy. masai jumps help with acne too if done properly so just continue to cope.

 

[Yahya]

you are just a jealous little coping guy. masai jumps help with acne too if done properly so just continue to cope.

put more effort into this shit nigga it's not even funny or a functional ragebait

 

[Alexanderrr]

what is the best method of doing masai jumps? i hope it doesnt hurt.

almost fell for the ragebait