Best natty procedures for each of these?

[Quachil]

Alright guys, so here's my issues that I want to fix:

-Asymmetric Skeleton (I have scoliosis, and also the bones in my right arm are slightly larger than the bones in my left arm thanks to fencing. I also suspect my ribs and clavicles might be uneven lengths) Basically I want to symmetrize my skeleton and also gain at least 2 inches of height

-Overly dry hair (I clean my hair a FUCKTON but it still gets dry and a get a tiny bit of dandruff)

-yellow teeth (I can brush my teeth a fuckton and they stay yellow, but I want them white)

-I am somewhat skinnyfat, like 148lbs (67kg) but I barely have time to exercise, I want to have dolph lundgren body proportions

-I need to know what's the ideal ratio of leg length to torso length

What are the best NATTY procedures? I don't want the surgeons putting goddamn silicon/plastic in me like a Kardashian. I want the surgeons to make a REAL change, i.e. the muscle/bone I gain is REAL, it is grown from MY OWN muscle and bone, and not some chunk of plastic implanted in me. And how much would this all cost in total? I'll probably get a really high paying job in a year or two so I'll easily be able to pay for all this.

Bonus round: Does anyone know of REAL procedures KNOWN to increase dick length/girth? Again, I want it natty, so basically it needs to be generated from my existing dick. I am 6.5in and I want to become 10.6in so I can have 100% certainty that I dickmog my future bride's past partners to hell and back. "Just get a virgin bro" those women don't exist anymore, they've all been used at least once by the time they're 18, so the only solution I can think of is to plow her so hard that no other man could satisfy her after she's been with me.

 

[asdvek]

You want to grow your dick 4 inches? Not possible. Maybe 20 years of PE.

 

[Quachil]

You want to grow your dick 4 inches? Not possible. Maybe 20 years of PE.

Are you sure there's nothing? Have you heard of any testimonies of people who have gotten stem cell PE?

 

[asdvek]

Are you sure there's nothing? Have you heard of any testimonies of people who have gotten stem cell PE?

Do you realise nobody on earth has a 10 incher, and those who say they do are lying, or on porn these 10 inchers you see are actually 8.5 inches maximum, or they're 9 at best and pumped up fully, and the girls are short and small, the guy is short and small too, which makes the dick look bigger. Even jason luv has a 7.75 incher, get a grip of reality you retard

 

[nemssiki0]

4+ inches is not possible but you can defo get skeletal surgery go to thailand or somewhere developed in Asia my step uncle had procedures done although idk how much id trust with scoliosis. also just go gym your lying if you can't find time

 

[Quachil]

Do you realise nobody on earth has a 10 incher, and those who say they do are lying, or on porn these 10 inchers you see are actually 8.5 inches maximum, or they're 9 at best and pumped up fully, and the girls are short and small, the guy is short and small too, which makes the dick look bigger. Even jason luv has a 7.75 incher, get a grip of reality you retard

I don't care if nobody on earth has it, that wasn't my question. If anything that's even more of a reason why I should look for a way to have that. Like I said, I want 100% certainty that I dickmog. No way to know any female's past, so I will simply have to pay to win. I don't care if it takes fucking $80,000 to lab grow extra dick tissue from my cells and put it on me. Toilets' notion of "loyalty" isn't actually loyalty, it's just sticking to a male who can maximize their pleasure.

 

[asdvek]

I don't care if nobody on earth has it, that wasn't my question. If anything that's even more of a reason why I should look for a way to have that. Like I said, I want 100% certainty that I dickmog. No way to know any female's past, so I will simply have to pay to win. I don't care if it takes fucking $80,000 to lab grow extra dick tissue from my cells and put it on me. Toilets' notion of "loyalty" isn't actually loyalty, it's just sticking to a male who can maximize their pleasure.

You should care if nobody on earth doesnt have it

Because there are multi millionaires, or even billionaires obsessed with penis enlargement, yet they dont have 10 inches, or anything above 9.0 inches unpumped

 

[Quachil]

You should care if nobody on earth doesnt have it

Because there are multi millionaires, or even billionaires obsessed with penis enlargement, yet they dont have 10 inches, or anything above 9.0 inches unpumped

Fine, that's a point well-made. So what's the most inches I can tack on with stem cell enlargement then? And how much is it? I'll pay as much as I need to gain as much as possible.

 

[asdvek]

Fine, that's a point well-made. So what's the most inches I can tack on with stem cell enlargement then? And how much is it? I'll pay as much as I need to gain as much as possible.

You won't be able to fund that financially I'm afraid.

 

[Quachil]

You won't be able to fund that financially I'm afraid.

Prove it. Show me the prices.