Best Online Dating Advice

[darkness97]

all the women who want my cock right now would never swipe right on me. even if they did the convo would die. Go outside gentleman.

 

[thereallegend]

What's your strat for getting girls IRL?

 

[Virgin at 29 😔]

What's your strat for getting girls IRL?

 

[darkness97]

What's your strat for getting girls IRL?

too many to count if were talking from years ago.

right now, i juggling about 8 girls i could mess around with.

actual kills? 0

make outs/ titty sucking and finger banging? 2

better than how i would do on tinder tho.

i just dont act on it as much because i'm in a weird shit rn with my oneitis. one of them is a coworker who thinks im going to wife her, and this is all taking place at my job.

 

[Deleted member 7580]

What's your strat for getting girls IRL?

Getting girls same night clubbing is so much easier , but Uber + drinks (can’t have fun sober) is just expensive

 

[thereallegend]

too many to count if were talking from years ago.

right now, i juggling about 8 girls i could mess around with.

actual kills? 0

make outs/ titty sucking and finger banging? 2

better than how i would do on tinder tho.

i just dont act on it as much because i'm in a weird shit rn with my oneitis.

Do you show up to bars/clubs?

Girls from uni?

 

[darkness97]

Do you show up to bars/clubs?

Girls from uni?

no its all just from my workplace. i dont really go out that often. can't wait until uni though

i work at dance club i guess? no liquor though.

 

[thereallegend]

no its all just from my workplace. i dont really go out that often. can't wait until uni though

i work at dance club i guess? no liquor though.

Oh that's cool.

Do you think you could get #MeToo'd or something??​

 

[jabaduk]

all the women who want my cock right now would never swipe right on me. even if they did the convo would die. Go outside gentleman.

Total bullshit, u cant take pics, i do better on tinder than irl

 

[darkness97]

Oh that's cool.

Do you think you could get #MeToo'd or something??​

no, if anything i could #metoo these girls. these girls are nothing special to be honest.

 

[jabaduk]

Total bullshit, u cant take pics, i do better on tinder than irl

I have like 20/30 matches a day

 

[darkness97]

Total bullshit, u cant take pics, i do better on tinder than irl

then you must have a shit personality if i am taking terrible pictures.

 

[Deleted member 20327]

Jfl fake and gay bluepilled bullshit. Looks matter even MORE when approaching IRL. Wtf is this garbage?

 

[thereallegend]

Jfl fake and gay bluepilled bullshit. Looks matter even MORE when approaching IRL. Wtf is this garbage?

Yeah you can fraud pics online

You gotta be on point IRL

 

[whiteissuperior]

too many to count if were talking from years ago.

right now, i juggling about 8 girls i could mess around with.

actual kills? 0

make outs/ titty sucking and finger banging? 2

better than how i would do on tinder tho.

i just dont act on it as much because i'm in a weird shit rn with my oneitis. one of them is a coworker who thinks im going to wife her, and this is all taking place at my job.

So you’re literally an incel

Ok

“Muhhh I’m juggling 8 girls I could fuck “

If you could have you would have

This is why I never say “I could have fucked her bro”

If you could have you would have

 

[jabaduk]

then you must have a shit personality if i am taking terrible pictures.

Show your pics, maybe in your mind they look Cool

 

[jabaduk]

Show your pics, maybe in your mind they look Cool

Also personality is purely cope

 

[darkness97]

So you’re literally an incel

Ok

“Muhhh I’m juggling 8 girls I could fuck “

If you could have you would have

This is why I never say “I could have fucked her bro”

If you could have you would have

whatever dude you would obviously know better than me despite not being me with your 9000 posts on this forum.

i cant just fuck them all because people talk and people will get fucking pissed. this is literally at my place of employment so i have to choose one. some of the girls listed are insanely jealous and possessive, others I'm just not that into. some of them have fucking boyfriends!!

i'll admit these girls aren't 9's if that helps you swallow this better.

 

[eyelidcel]

all the women who want my cock right now would never swipe right on me. even if they did the convo would die. Go outside gentleman.

online dating is fr chad only, even then, these bitches don't want to meet up with people on tinder.

 

[darkness97]

Also personality is purely cope

Biggest cap in existence. i was just talking to a stacy who literally got broken up with her boyfriend even though he cheats, has no job, ugly as fuck, insecure and jealous as fuck. she buys him shit, lets him live with her and all this other shit.

she loves him to the moon and back and all he can offer her is his words and time.

i am an ugly fuck who is literally anorexic and still find decent girls that are into me.

 

[whiteissuperior]

whatever dude you would obviously know better than me despite not being me with your 9000 posts on this forum.

i cant just fuck them all because people talk and people will get fucking pissed. this is literally at my place of employment so i have to choose one. some of the girls listed are insanely jealous and possessive, others I'm just not that into. some of them have fucking boyfriends!!

i'll admit these girls aren't 9's if that helps you swallow this better.

There’s nothing for me to swallow

I have 5500 posts in almost 2 years on this forum jfl at you’re reading comprehension

That’s not even 10 posts a day

Meanwhile I know for a fact I slay count mog you and quality mog you

But you don’t see me making brag threads?

Why? Cuz I know I’m not a slayer

Guys here literally make out with a girl and start giving advice it’s insane

Kissing is like a handshake to women it means nothing

I’m pretty sure I made out with over 100 women my freshman year of college as a 4/10 bro quit bragging about “muhhh foids want my dick” you’re literally incel

 

[darkness97]

There’s nothing for me to swallow

I have 5500 posts in almost 2 years on this forum jfl at you’re reading comprehension

That’s not even 10 posts a day

Meanwhile I know for a fact I slay count mog you and quality mog you

But you don’t see me making brag threads?

Why? Cuz I know I’m not a slayer

Guys here literally make out with a girl and start giving advice it’s insane

Kissing is like a handshake to women it means nothing

I’m pretty sure I made out with over 100 women my freshman year of college as a 4/10 bro quit bragging about “muhhh foids want my dick” you’re literally incel

lol sorry i barely cared to read ur shit, keep typing maybe i'll make the effort to read this as well

 

[whiteissuperior]

lol sorry i barely cared to read ur shit, keep typing maybe i'll make the effort to read this as well

Incels when they say dnr

 

[thereallegend]

Kissing is like a handshake to women it means nothing

Right, makeouts mean nothing @darkness97

Let us know when you fucking

 

[ConspiracyTheory]

I was actually thinking about this tonight; if I was misremembering how well I actually did on Tinder. I was pretty successful at getting girls from Tinder when I was 26 and Tinder was new. Most however, were pretty average. Two were above average; cute if you will.
The two hottest girls I ever dated were a strange mix of Tinder and real life connections.
One was a girl I matched with who had seen me before at the gym but we had never spoken or even exchanged eye contact. I actually don’t recall seeing her before we matched. I was a personal trainer at that gym at the time. This little tiny but super ripped girl who’s face looked like Chloe Grace Moretz. Damn her body was insane and she had such an aesthetic pussy.
The other was hands down the hottest girl I ever dated. She was top shelf. I never saw girls hotter than her walking around irl. Maybe in pics and videos but not by much, but definitely never irl. We matched on Tinder somehow and Tinder showed that we had a friend on Facebook in common. I asked her how she knew the friend and it turned out to be her cousin who was also a super good friend of mine, yet somehow we had never crossed paths. To this day I don’t know how we matched but I am 100% sure that without the mutual friend, she never would have replied.
The only other two notably attractive women I dated, I met irl.
So of all the quality girls, two were solely off Tinder, two were solely irl, and the two hottest were a weird combination of Tinder and irl connection.
Of the less impressive ones, about 1/3 was Tinder and 2/3 irl.