Best sport for shortcels

[Gonthar]

If you are short, light and a weakling the best sport for you is probably rowing. You probably think you have to be pretty strong to row, but every rowing crew has a member called coxswain that is responsible for steering the boat and coordinating the team. The shorter and lighter this guy is, the better...There's nothing more exhilarating and empowering than ordering a team of strong, muscular Chads and yelling at them stuff like: "Come on you maggots! Is that all you've got?! My grandma can row better than you!".
Also if your team wins, you get a medal and recognition just like the other guys.

 

[BrendioEEE]

How tall is he?

 

[Gonthar]

How tall is he?

The shorter you are the better, this guy for example is a cancer survivor, is 4 ft 9 and weighs 60 pounds.

 

[oldcell]

Weight lifting, and horse riding also manlets dominate these sports

 

[BigBiceps]

Weight lifting, and horse riding also manlets dominate these sports

 

[BigBiceps]

Weight lifting, and horse riding also manlets dominate these sports

Also:

 

[Deleted member 4645]

Fucking lifefuel for us manlets.

 

[Deleted member 4209]

The shorter you are the better, this guy for example is a cancer survivor, is 4 ft 9 and weighs 60 pounds.

ovER

 

[Gonthar]

The only problem with this sport is that at the end of the race, the winning team throws their coxswain into water to appease the water gods, and it's kinda difficult to hold out against the other guys, when the average height of an Olympic rower is 6ft3.

 

[25thpercentile human]

what is the point of being in the sport then if you cant even exert yourself physically?
being a coxswain is cucked

 

[Gonthar]

what is the point of being in the sport then if you cant even exert yourself physically?
being a coxswain is cucked

Well, you are the leader and the "captain" of the rowing boat, it's the rowers who are cucked because they must follow your orders even you are shorter and weaker than them...