Best thing to do to assert dominance in the waterpark

[user20266741]

If I go to the waterpark and I feel an urge to shit, you best believe I'm shitting in the fucking pool. I've never been caught, even though I've done it a lot of times, it's so easy to get away with.

The funniest part is that because its such a big piece of shit, they realise its from a grown ass man.
I highly recommend doing this as funmaxxing

 

[Jgns]

please unload a blunderbuss directly into ur dome saaar