Best Way to Buy Crypto in Germany? (Bonuses, SEPA, No Fees, for drugs)

[BonesmashFinalBoss]

Hello bhais,

I’m based in Germany (18+) and I’m planning to deposit around €260 into crypto for the first time rn. I’ll be using my German bank account (SEPA transfer).

Main goal is to maximize my return on investment — I don’t just mean the crypto price going up, but I’m talking about first-time deposit bonuses, signup incentives, staking yield, etc. I want the best possible value from my initial deposit.

I’ll be using the crypto mainly to:

• Buy illegal things online
• Send money to close bros like @REGULUS
  Not planning to just hold or speculate. It needs to be usable to transfer to other wallets, not just sit on an exchange.

So I’ve got a few questions:

• What’s the best platform to buy crypto in Germany right now?
• Any no-fee options for deposit + buying?
• Are there platforms that give juicy first-time bonuses or rewards?
• What’s the easiest way to send crypto to friends and pay online with it? (Preferably no crazy KYC)
• Should I go with a centralized exchange like Binance, Bitpanda, Bybit — or something more low-key and decentralized like Exodus

If you recommend a platform and it has a referral bonus, feel free to drop your ref code — I don't mind being used

Also — are there any sites or tools to compare crypto exchanges for Germans? Like fee comparisons, bonus offers, etc. Would help a lot if someone could link those or share how they personally compare platforms.

Would appreciate any tips, experiences, or even warnings. I’m trying to get the most value out of this €260 and future deposits while avoiding getting scammed by shit exchanges or platforms.

Thanks in advance, niggas

 

[ThisCat]

 

[Franco333]

bump

 

[ThisCat]

• Send money to close bros like @REGULUS

 

[Edgarpill]

Hello bhais,
View attachment 3761329
I’m based in Germany (18+) and I’m planning to deposit around €260 into crypto for the first time rn. I’ll be using my German bank account (SEPA transfer).

Main goal is to maximize my return on investment — I don’t just mean the crypto price going up, but I’m talking about first-time deposit bonuses, signup incentives, staking yield, etc. I want the best possible value from my initial deposit.

I’ll be using the crypto mainly to:

• Buy illegal things online
• Send money to close bros like @REGULUS
  Not planning to just hold or speculate. It needs to be usable to transfer to other wallets, not just sit on an exchange.

So I’ve got a few questions:

• What’s the best platform to buy crypto in Germany right now?
• Any no-fee options for deposit + buying?
• Are there platforms that give juicy first-time bonuses or rewards?
• What’s the easiest way to send crypto to friends and pay online with it? (Preferably no crazy KYC)
• Should I go with a centralized exchange like Binance, Bitpanda, Bybit — or something more low-key and decentralized like Exodus

If you recommend a platform and it has a referral bonus, feel free to drop your ref code — I don't mind being used

Also — are there any sites or tools to compare crypto exchanges for Germans? Like fee comparisons, bonus offers, etc. Would help a lot if someone could link those or share how they personally compare platforms.

Would appreciate any tips, experiences, or even warnings. I’m trying to get the most value out of this €260 and future deposits while avoiding getting scammed by shit exchanges or platforms.

Thanks in advance, niggas

gamble on stakke bro lmk if u want my affilate

 

[Franco333]

gamble on stakke bro lmk if u want my affilate

nigger

 

[funkyflamingo]

what an honest individual

 

[flatcheck213]

Hello bhais,
View attachment 3761329
I’m based in Germany (18+) and I’m planning to deposit around €260 into crypto for the first time rn. I’ll be using my German bank account (SEPA transfer).

Main goal is to maximize my return on investment — I don’t just mean the crypto price going up, but I’m talking about first-time deposit bonuses, signup incentives, staking yield, etc. I want the best possible value from my initial deposit.

I’ll be using the crypto mainly to:

• Buy illegal things online
• Send money to close bros like @REGULUS
  Not planning to just hold or speculate. It needs to be usable to transfer to other wallets, not just sit on an exchange.

So I’ve got a few questions:

• What’s the best platform to buy crypto in Germany right now?
• Any no-fee options for deposit + buying?
• Are there platforms that give juicy first-time bonuses or rewards?
• What’s the easiest way to send crypto to friends and pay online with it? (Preferably no crazy KYC)
• Should I go with a centralized exchange like Binance, Bitpanda, Bybit — or something more low-key and decentralized like Exodus

If you recommend a platform and it has a referral bonus, feel free to drop your ref code — I don't mind being used

Also — are there any sites or tools to compare crypto exchanges for Germans? Like fee comparisons, bonus offers, etc. Would help a lot if someone could link those or share how they personally compare platforms.

Would appreciate any tips, experiences, or even warnings. I’m trying to get the most value out of this €260 and future deposits while avoiding getting scammed by shit exchanges or platforms.

Thanks in advance, niggas

Dude are you a fucking idiot
just find chats with p2p by cash

 

[flatcheck213]

Dude are you a fucking idiot
just find chats with p2p by cash

and no, @REGULUS is not your internet girlfriend with cancer, dont send him 20k

 

[flatcheck213]

Dude are you a fucking idiot
just find chats with p2p by cash

IM DOWN TO SELL YOU CRYPTO ON FRANKFURT'S BAHNHOF

 

[BonesmashFinalBoss]

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You fucking piece of shit
he's literally my friend and you're just jealous you fucking faggot
look at the proof

he literally calls me his son

and he tells me to take care

 

[ThisCat]

You fucking piece of shit
he's literally my friend and you're just jealous you fucking faggot
look at the proof
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he literally calls me his son
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and he tells me to take care

@eternalcoper @loyolaxavvierretard @itzyaboyJJ @trench @gookcelriceR @greycel

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

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@eternalcoper @loyolaxavvierretard @itzyaboyJJ @trench @gookcelriceR

 

[BonesmashFinalBoss]

gamble on stakke bro lmk if u want my affilate

nah im good

Dude are you a fucking idiot
just find chats with p2p by cash

why

 

[ThisCat]

 

[Dojo]

Hello bhais,
View attachment 3761329
I’m based in Germany (18+) and I’m planning to deposit around €260 into crypto for the first time rn. I’ll be using my German bank account (SEPA transfer).

Main goal is to maximize my return on investment — I don’t just mean the crypto price going up, but I’m talking about first-time deposit bonuses, signup incentives, staking yield, etc. I want the best possible value from my initial deposit.

I’ll be using the crypto mainly to:

• Buy illegal things online
• Send money to close bros like @REGULUS
  Not planning to just hold or speculate. It needs to be usable to transfer to other wallets, not just sit on an exchange.

So I’ve got a few questions:

• What’s the best platform to buy crypto in Germany right now?
• Any no-fee options for deposit + buying?
• Are there platforms that give juicy first-time bonuses or rewards?
• What’s the easiest way to send crypto to friends and pay online with it? (Preferably no crazy KYC)
• Should I go with a centralized exchange like Binance, Bitpanda, Bybit — or something more low-key and decentralized like Exodus

If you recommend a platform and it has a referral bonus, feel free to drop your ref code — I don't mind being used

Also — are there any sites or tools to compare crypto exchanges for Germans? Like fee comparisons, bonus offers, etc. Would help a lot if someone could link those or share how they personally compare platforms.

Would appreciate any tips, experiences, or even warnings. I’m trying to get the most value out of this €260 and future deposits while avoiding getting scammed by shit exchanges or platforms.

Thanks in advance, niggas

Calling the german police on you

 

[BonesmashFinalBoss]

AHHHHHH YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT IM GOING TO BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU

THEN I AM GOING TO CRUSH YOUR SKULL

 

[BonesmashFinalBoss]

Calling the german police on you

 

[Dojo]

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[BonesmashFinalBoss]

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DIE YOU FUCKING NIGGER

DIEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[dry]

dm wenn wirklich hilfe brauchst,

exodus wallet benutzen zum transfern

kaufen auf revolut, exodus, coinbase, und für deine aktivitäten empfehle ich cpp to crypto dafür dm

 

[BonesmashFinalBoss]

I feel like you're a smart fella @CEO
Help me out here bhai

 

[Underdog9494]

Hello bhais,
View attachment 3761329
I’m based in Germany (18+) and I’m planning to deposit around €260 into crypto for the first time rn. I’ll be using my German bank account (SEPA transfer).

Main goal is to maximize my return on investment — I don’t just mean the crypto price going up, but I’m talking about first-time deposit bonuses, signup incentives, staking yield, etc. I want the best possible value from my initial deposit.

I’ll be using the crypto mainly to:

• Buy illegal things online
• Send money to close bros like @REGULUS
  Not planning to just hold or speculate. It needs to be usable to transfer to other wallets, not just sit on an exchange.

So I’ve got a few questions:

• What’s the best platform to buy crypto in Germany right now?
• Any no-fee options for deposit + buying?
• Are there platforms that give juicy first-time bonuses or rewards?
• What’s the easiest way to send crypto to friends and pay online with it? (Preferably no crazy KYC)
• Should I go with a centralized exchange like Binance, Bitpanda, Bybit — or something more low-key and decentralized like Exodus

If you recommend a platform and it has a referral bonus, feel free to drop your ref code — I don't mind being used

Also — are there any sites or tools to compare crypto exchanges for Germans? Like fee comparisons, bonus offers, etc. Would help a lot if someone could link those or share how they personally compare platforms.

Would appreciate any tips, experiences, or even warnings. I’m trying to get the most value out of this €260 and future deposits while avoiding getting scammed by shit exchanges or platforms.

Thanks in advance, niggas

If u send me money ill tell you my opinion

 

[-=t3rm1n4t0r_2005=-]

Main goal is to maximize my return on investment — I don’t just mean the crypto price going up, but I’m talking about first-time deposit bonuses, signup incentives, staking yield, etc. I want the best possible value from my initial deposit.

you are not gonna get much of that with 260 euro deposit

• Any no-fee options for deposit + buying?

p2p/f2f

• What’s the easiest way to send crypto to friends and pay online with it? (Preferably no crazy KYC)

just blockchain? No KYC required for a transaction

• Should I go with a centralized exchange like Binance, Bitpanda, Bybit — or something more low-key and decentralized like Exodus

fuck centralized exchanges
AtomicSwap/Bisq/Trocador
never give your seed phrase to a hungry jew

 

[BonesmashFinalBoss]

you are not gonna get much of that with 260 euro deposit

Yeah but I've seen a lot of 100usdt first time deposit bonuses like on binance for example

p2p/f2f

On what platform

 

[BonesmashFinalBoss]

If u send me money ill tell you my opinion

Sure, give the advice first cause I don't have any bitcoin yet

 

[BonesmashFinalBoss]

I feel like you're a smart fella @CEO
Help me out here bhai

@CEO

 

[Franco333]

I feel like you're a smart fella @CEO
Help me out here bhai

more like fart smella

 

[-=t3rm1n4t0r_2005=-]

On what platform

telegram bisq trocador
trocador is not exactly p2p but it's cool

 

[CEO]

@CEO

What’s the best platform to buy crypto in Germany right now?
Any no-fee options for deposit + buying?
Are there platforms that give juicy first-time bonuses or rewards?

I'm american, so not sure bro you gotta do your research on that front. Can't advise you on that unfortunately.
Personally, I use CEXs like coinbase mainly. I have all kinds of different wallets (from metamask, trust, coinbase wallet, etc).

What’s the easiest way to send crypto to friends and pay online with it? (Preferably no crazy KYC)

On major exchanges + popular wallets this doesn't really exist... (I bet you could find some very niche outliers... Wouldn't really advise you go that route) Practically all mainstream ones rely heavily on KYC.

Should I go with a centralized exchange like Binance, Bitpanda, Bybit — or something more low-key and decentralized like Exodus

See what's available in your country. It differs depending on where you live. I know nothing about what Germans have access to.

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Main goal is to maximize my return on investment — I don’t just mean the crypto price going up, but I’m talking about first-time deposit bonuses, signup incentives, staking yield, etc. I want the best possible value from my initial deposit.

Ah yes, the million dollar question. No one really knows bro, unless if you're an insider... I don't want you risking it all on a shitcoin rugpull...

Now is the time, honestly, it's the perfect time to make stupid money.
Literally if you chuck it into any major cryptocurrency project you're basically bound to reap a fuckton of profit during this cycle as it's literally getting ready to takeoff as we speak... That's how stupidly simple it will be.
Make a good position before June, and watch what happens.

Whatever you decide on, act fast. €260 won't offer lifechanging returns whatsoever... But it's a start. I don't want you blowing through all of that either on a shitcoin. But of course, more risk yields higher reward (in some extremely volatile cases, gotta be at the right place, right project, right time).

@BonesmashFinalBoss

 

[oadboueq1293]

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not that funny bro, acting like we all dont do ts on a daily

 

[BonesmashFinalBoss]

What’s the best platform to buy crypto in Germany right now?
Any no-fee options for deposit + buying?
Are there platforms that give juicy first-time bonuses or rewards?

I'm american, so not sure bro you gotta do your research on that front. Can't advise you on that unfortunately.
Personally, I use CEXs like coinbase mainly. I have all kinds of different wallets (from metamask, trust, coinbase wallet, etc).

What’s the easiest way to send crypto to friends and pay online with it? (Preferably no crazy KYC)

On major exchanges + popular wallets this doesn't really exist... (I bet you could find some very niche outliers... Wouldn't really advise you go that route) Practically all mainstream ones rely heavily on KYC.

Should I go with a centralized exchange like Binance, Bitpanda, Bybit — or something more low-key and decentralized like Exodus

See what's available in your country. It differs depending on where you live. I know nothing about what Germans have access to.

-------

Main goal is to maximize my return on investment — I don’t just mean the crypto price going up, but I’m talking about first-time deposit bonuses, signup incentives, staking yield, etc. I want the best possible value from my initial deposit.

Ah yes, the million dollar question. No one really knows bro, unless if you're an insider... I don't want you risking it all on a shitcoin rugpull...

Now is the time, honestly, it's the perfect time to make stupid money.
Literally if you chuck it into any major cryptocurrency project you're basically bound to reap a fuckton of profit during this cycle as it's literally getting ready to takeoff as we speak... That's how stupidly simple it will be.
Make a good position before June, and watch what happens.

Whatever you decide on, act fast. €260 won't offer lifechanging returns whatsoever... But it's a start. I don't want you blowing through all of that either on a shitcoin. But of course, more risk yields higher reward.

@BonesmashFinalBoss

Thanks for the intricate reply but I still don't know what to do now and how where to buy the crypto

 

[CEO]

Thanks for the intricate reply but I still don't know what to do now and how where to buy the crypto
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Jewtube, german cryptotuber tutorials fam, snoop around

 

[ThisCat]

What’s the best platform to buy crypto in Germany right now?
Any no-fee options for deposit + buying?
Are there platforms that give juicy first-time bonuses or rewards?

I'm american, so not sure bro you gotta do your research on that front. Can't advise you on that unfortunately.
Personally, I use CEXs like coinbase mainly. I have all kinds of different wallets (from metamask, trust, coinbase wallet, etc).

What’s the easiest way to send crypto to friends and pay online with it? (Preferably no crazy KYC)

On major exchanges + popular wallets this doesn't really exist... (I bet you could find some very niche outliers... Wouldn't really advise you go that route) Practically all mainstream ones rely heavily on KYC.

Should I go with a centralized exchange like Binance, Bitpanda, Bybit — or something more low-key and decentralized like Exodus

See what's available in your country. It differs depending on where you live. I know nothing about what Germans have access to.

-------

Main goal is to maximize my return on investment — I don’t just mean the crypto price going up, but I’m talking about first-time deposit bonuses, signup incentives, staking yield, etc. I want the best possible value from my initial deposit.

Ah yes, the million dollar question. No one really knows bro, unless if you're an insider... I don't want you risking it all on a shitcoin rugpull...

Now is the time, honestly, it's the perfect time to make stupid money.
Literally if you chuck it into any major cryptocurrency project you're basically bound to reap a fuckton of profit during this cycle as it's literally getting ready to takeoff as we speak... That's how stupidly simple it will be.
Make a good position before June, and watch what happens.

Whatever you decide on, act fast. €260 won't offer lifechanging returns whatsoever... But it's a start. I don't want you blowing through all of that either on a shitcoin. But of course, more risk yields higher reward (in some extremely volatile cases, gotta be at the right place, right project, right time).

@BonesmashFinalBoss

high iQ

 

[BonesmashFinalBoss]

Jewtube, german cryptotuber tutorials fam, snoop around

Sure

 

[Underdog9494]

Sure, give the advice first cause I don't have any bitcoin yet

Buy on a centralized exchange then move in another wallet like cake or exodus and then exchange it to monero

 

[BonesmashFinalBoss]

Buy on a centralized exchange then move in another wallet like cake or exodus and then exchange it to monero

How do I do that
I've heard u can't transfer to other wallets outside the platform from these exchanges

 

[SDPmaggot]

Hello bhais,
View attachment 3761329
I’m based in Germany (18+) and I’m planning to deposit around €260 into crypto for the first time rn. I’ll be using my German bank account (SEPA transfer).

Main goal is to maximize my return on investment — I don’t just mean the crypto price going up, but I’m talking about first-time deposit bonuses, signup incentives, staking yield, etc. I want the best possible value from my initial deposit.

I’ll be using the crypto mainly to:

• Buy illegal things online
• Send money to close bros like @REGULUS
  Not planning to just hold or speculate. It needs to be usable to transfer to other wallets, not just sit on an exchange.

So I’ve got a few questions:

• What’s the best platform to buy crypto in Germany right now?
• Any no-fee options for deposit + buying?
• Are there platforms that give juicy first-time bonuses or rewards?
• What’s the easiest way to send crypto to friends and pay online with it? (Preferably no crazy KYC)
• Should I go with a centralized exchange like Binance, Bitpanda, Bybit — or something more low-key and decentralized like Exodus

If you recommend a platform and it has a referral bonus, feel free to drop your ref code — I don't mind being used

Also — are there any sites or tools to compare crypto exchanges for Germans? Like fee comparisons, bonus offers, etc. Would help a lot if someone could link those or share how they personally compare platforms.

Would appreciate any tips, experiences, or even warnings. I’m trying to get the most value out of this €260 and future deposits while avoiding getting scammed by shit exchanges or platforms.

Thanks in advance, niggas

Send it to me, I will convert it to bitcoin which is the main crypto used by cybercriminals

 

[Underdog9494]

How do I do that
I've heard u can't transfer to other wallets outside the platform from these exchanges

You probably can from coinbase

 

[Underdog9494]

You fucking piece of shit
he's literally my friend and you're just jealous you fucking faggot
look at the proof
View attachment 3761382
he literally calls me his son
View attachment 3761385
and he tells me to take care

Dude wtf he does that to me too

 

[BonesmashFinalBoss]

Dude wtf he does that to me too

 

[dry]

How do I do that
I've heard u can't transfer to other wallets outside the platform from these exchanges

lad dir coinbase runter registrier dich dann kannst du von coinbase die coins auf exodus transfern und bei exodus zu monero

 

[BonesmashFinalBoss]

lad dir coinbase runter registrier dich dann kannst du von coinbase die coins auf exodus transfern und bei exodus zu monero

Ich hab mich gerade bei KuCoin angemeldet

 

[dry]

Step 1: SEPA Bank Transfer to Coinbase​

1. Log into Coinbase.
2. Go to “My assets” → “Cash (EUR)” → “Add cash.”
3. Choose SEPA Transfer.
4. Coinbase shows you the IBAN, BIC, and Reference Code.
5. From your online banking, send EUR to that IBAN — include the reference exactly.
6. Wait 1–2 business days for the funds to arrive.

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Step 2: Buy Bitcoin (BTC)​

1. Once the EUR shows up, click “Buy/Sell”.
2. Choose Bitcoin (BTC) and use your EUR balance.
3. Enter the amount and confirm the purchase.

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Step 3: Send Bitcoin to Exodus Wallet​

1. Open your Exodus Wallet.
2. Select Bitcoin → tap “Receive” → copy your BTC address.
3. In Coinbase, click “Send”, choose BTC, and paste your Exodus BTC address.
4. Confirm the amount and send the BTC.
5. Wait a few minutes for the transaction to confirm.

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Step 4: Swap BTC to Monero (XMR) in Exodus​

1. In Exodus, go to the “Exchange” tab.
2. Choose:
   • From: BTC
   • To: XMR
3. Enter the amount of BTC you want to swap.
4. Review the rate and fees, then click “Exchange.”
5. Wait for the swap to complete (can take a few minutes to an hour depending on network).

 

[dry]

Ich hab mich gerade bei KuCoin angemeldet

da gibts kein sepa glaube ich

 

[BonesmashFinalBoss]

da gibts kein sepa glaube ich

doch

 

[dry]

dann easy

doch