Best way to debloat

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1. Cut out all carbs, carbs are one good way to store water everywhere including in your face, it’s one reason it makes your muscles temporality bigger because it stores water there, but this will only make your face Giga bloated by storing water there.

2. Baking soda and water solid mixture inside of your mouth into your buccal fat pad

the baking soda will pull water from your face since it is a hypertonic solution on the inside of ur mouth, thats basically the reason it works.

Conclusion: Bloat is caused by excess water in your cells, best way to debloat is to get rid of the water using the first two methods
 
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here is the video guide on how to do the 2nd method

 
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@Eltrē why u jfl react? 🤔🤔🤔
It’s genuinely true
the baking soda will pull water from your face since it is a hypertonic solution on the inside of ur mouth, thats basically the reason it works.
 
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1. Cut out all carbs, carbs are one good way to store water everywhere including in your face, it’s one reason it makes your muscles temporality bigger because it stores water there, but this will only make your face Giga bloated by storing water there.

2. Baking soda and water solid mixture inside of your mouth into your buccal fat pad

the baking soda will pull water from your face since it is a hypertonic solution on the inside of ur mouth, thats basically the reason it works.

Conclusion: Bloat is caused by excess water in your cells, best way to debloat is to get rid of the water using the first two methods
Sweat and be hydrated if ur not using pills(y) cutting carbs is dumb since ur gonna balloon for 2 days if u even touch a carb lol
 
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1. Cut out all carbs, carbs are one good way to store water everywhere including in your face, it’s one reason it makes your muscles temporality bigger because it stores water there, but this will only make your face Giga bloated by storing water there.

2. Baking soda and water solid mixture inside of your mouth into your buccal fat pad

the baking soda will pull water from your face since it is a hypertonic solution on the inside of ur mouth, thats basically the reason it works.

Conclusion: Bloat is caused by excess water in your cells, best way to debloat is to get rid of the water using the first two methods
3. Eplerenone
 
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Sweat and be hydrated if ur not using pills(y) cutting carbs is dumb since ur gonna balloon for 2 days if u even touch a carb lol
Then don’t touch a carb then
 
Then don’t touch a carb then
We go gym brah i need carbs
GIF by Zoomer
 
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Best way to debloat : have bones
 
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Not true, everyone looks worse bloated, but maybe ur trying to justify your carb addiction 🤔🤔🤔
I have hollows while eatings carbs lmao
like i said , have bones or forever cope
 
water
 
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I have hollows while eatings carbs lmao
like i said , have bones or forever cope
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Sean o pry bloated looks 10x worse than his debloated version

It’s very easy to have hollow while bloated either way I don’t know why ur acting like it’s some type of achievement
 
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1. Cut out all carbs, carbs are one good way to store water everywhere including in your face, it’s one reason it makes your muscles temporality bigger because it stores water there, but this will only make your face Giga bloated by storing water there.

2. Baking soda and water solid mixture inside of your mouth into your buccal fat pad

the baking soda will pull water from your face since it is a hypertonic solution on the inside of ur mouth, thats basically the reason it works.

Conclusion: Bloat is caused by excess water in your cells, best way to debloat is to get rid of the water using the first two methods
Just be 12% bf , if your still bloated you just have bad genes
 
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Funny GIF
 
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how long does the baking soda solution last
 
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Just be 12% bf , if your still bloated you just have bad genes
Eating carbs at 12% bf will still leave you bloated regardless of genes

It’s better to be lean and debloated at the same time
 
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Eating carbs at 12% bf will still leave you bloated regardless of genes

It’s better to be lean and debloated at the same time
How if you just eat fruits you will be fine ?
 
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How if you just eat fruits you will be fine ?
all carbs bloat you because carbs hold on to water, I suppose it’s still better than stuff like cakes tho
 
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all carbs bloat you because carbs hold on to water, I suppose it’s still better than stuff like cakes tho
no carbs = only for incels who dont move around

carbs = people like me who are active, work jobs + gymcel

Stop blaming carbs lazy inkwell , and move around and sweat and maybe u wont be bloated, fucking retards :lul:

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no carbs = only for incels who dont move around

carbs = people like me who are active, work jobs + gymcel

Stop blaming carbs lazy inkwell , and move around and sweat and maybe u wont be bloated, fucking retards :lul:

Cracking Up Lol GIF by Rodney Dangerfield
most bloated people on here are either young or lazy, it doesnt take a huge amount to debloat facially by just doing cardio while gaining mass, only idiots dirty bulk
 
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1. Cut out all carbs, carbs are one good way to store water everywhere including in your face, it’s one reason it makes your muscles temporality bigger because it stores water there, but this will only make your face Giga bloated by storing water there.

2. Baking soda and water solid mixture inside of your mouth into your buccal fat pad

the baking soda will pull water from your face since it is a hypertonic solution on the inside of ur mouth, thats basically the reason it works.

Conclusion: Bloat is caused by excess water in your cells, best way to debloat is to get rid of the water using the first two methods
Eating niggers
 
1: furosemide
2: hydrochlorothiazide
3: eplerenone
 
no carbs = only for incels who dont move around

carbs = people like me who are active, work jobs + gymcel

Stop blaming carbs lazy inkwell , and move around and sweat and maybe u wont be bloated, fucking retards :lul:
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