best way to fuck with upstairs neighbors?

[bosnian]

I don't usually post shit like this but do you motherfuckers know anything I can do to annoy the shit out of them? So basically like 3-4 months ago I got some new upstairs neighbors and with my luck already being at an all time low these neighbors of course decided to be two worthless bastards

These bums don't work & live on welfare and they've got two dogs who keep running all over the fucking place, they also shoot up & do other drugs

They wake up at like 13:00 and go to sleep at 02:00 literally every night it's just thumping through the fucking floor all day long & yes we tried talking to them but they just said some bullshit like 'Ohh we'll keep it down' n shit but they aren't doing it lmao

So I'm not sure what I should do cause let's be real the the complain we've put up isn't going to do shit so I've just gotta fuck with em back as much as I can

 

[elNoire]

I don't usually post shit like this but do you motherfuckers know anything I can do to annoy the shit out of them? So basically like 3-4 months ago I got some new upstairs neighbors and with my luck already being at an all time low these neighbors of course decided to be two worthless bastards

These bums don't work & live on welfare and they've got two dogs who keep running all over the fucking place, they also shoot up & do other drugs

They wake up at like 13:00 and go to sleep at 02:00 literally every night it's just thumping through the fucking floor all day long & yes we tried talking to them but they just said some bullshit like 'Ohh we'll keep it down' n shit but they aren't doing it lmao

So I'm not sure what I should do cause let's be real the the complain we've put up isn't going to do shit so I've just gotta fuck with em back as much as I can

tie them up in ur bedroom then fuck them brutally, make them regret their shit also u can try using 20 inches dildo

 

[bosnian]

tie them up in ur bedroom then fuck them brutally, make them regret their shit also u can try using 20 inches dildo

very low inhib

 

[Hernan]

I don't usually post shit like this but do you motherfuckers know anything I can do to annoy the shit out of them? So basically like 3-4 months ago I got some new upstairs neighbors and with my luck already being at an all time low these neighbors of course decided to be two worthless bastards

These bums don't work & live on welfare and they've got two dogs who keep running all over the fucking place, they also shoot up & do other drugs

They wake up at like 13:00 and go to sleep at 02:00 literally every night it's just thumping through the fucking floor all day long & yes we tried talking to them but they just said some bullshit like 'Ohh we'll keep it down' n shit but they aren't doing it lmao

So I'm not sure what I should do cause let's be real the the complain we've put up isn't going to do shit so I've just gotta fuck with em back as much as I can

i took the title literal but this is much funnier lol.
can you mess with their pipes?

 

[bosnian]

i took the title literal but this is much funnier lol.
can you mess with their pipes?

fuck that's a good one, unfortunately I can't & they've got a ring cam at their front door so I can't do much there either jfl

 

[McSkziofren]

Subwoof

 

[McSkziofren]

4g jammer

 

[Hernan]

fuck that's a good one, unfortunately I can't & they've got a ring cam at their front door so I can't do much there either jfl

well you want to annoy them right?
i remembered i used to throw grapes out of my window on bypassers twice out of boredom LMAO, retards never knew where it came from.
well let's see, no pipes, no front door hmm.
yooo i will make a thread about this now that i remember.
if you can, hide an old small speaker you dont need back in their place and at 04:00 turn that shit on with rave to the MAX.
what kinda some guys i knew did at an excursion in the teachers' bedroom lmfao.
or, buy fart spray and spray it on their vents if they have. else just spray it all over their house.
can you fuck up their electricity?
open their trash to attract rats or raccoons or some animals.
there's endless possibilities its fun asfuck to do.

 

[McSkziofren]

well you want to annoy them right?
i remembered i used to throw grapes out of my window on bypassers twice out of boredom LMAO, retards never knew where it came from.

Tales from the rakospalota Fidesz HQ

 

[bosnian]

well you want to annoy them right?
i remembered i used to throw grapes out of my window on bypassers twice out of boredom LMAO, retards never knew where it came from.
well let's see, no pipes, no front door hmm.
yooo i will make a thread about this now that i remember.
if you can, hide an old small speaker you dont need back in their place and at 04:00 turn that shit on with rave to the MAX.
what kinda some guys i knew did at an excursion in the teachers' bedroom lmfao.
or, buy fart spray and spray it on their vents if they have. else just spray it all over their house.
can you fuck up their electricity?
open their trash to attract rats or raccoons or some animals.
there's endless possibilities its fun asfuck to do.

the speaker one seems funny as fuck I'll probably invest in some small cheap ass speaker and do it in the future and post it on here, I can't fuck with the electricity as our complex doesn't even have any right now (renovations are being done so it's pitch fucking black lmfao)

 

[Hernan]

Tales from the rakospalota Fidesz HQ

more like Antwerp documentary.

 

[Hernan]

the speaker one seems funny as fuck I'll probably invest in some small cheap ass speaker and do it in the future and post it on here, I can't fuck with the electricity as our complex doesn't even have any right now (renovations are being done so it's pitch fucking black lmfao)

if you can, steal their mail and send them false tax letters aka just fraud so they pay your ass. dont get caught though or you're going to jail.
if they have a car ask a friend to park their car in their spot when they're gone and keep it there forever.
whats also fun is that if they go outside and it's dark you can disguise and throw eggs at them if you can access a roof nearby not yours.
sucks that you cant ring a bell cus they got that stupid camera.
cut their car tires open if you can without being seen.

 

[bosnian]

sucks that you cant ring a bell cus they got that stupid camera.

I can ring their bell cause before you enter the building there's a list of last names and house numbers including bells that can be rang so that can deffo be spammed, I'm not tryna do anything illegal jfl would rather get them evicted/in trouble or for them to be annoyed as fuck

They don't have a car cause well all their money probably goes to drugs & they live on welfare

 

[Hernan]

I can ring their bell cause before you enter the building there's a list of last names and house numbers including bells that can be rang so that can deffo be spammed, I'm not tryna do anything illegal jfl would rather get them evicted/in trouble or for them to be annoyed as fuck

yeah spam that bitch but be sure to make it look you're sometimes in your house so they dont suspect you.

They don't have a car

bruh.

cause well all their money probably goes to drugs & they live on welfare

 

[bosnian]

yeah spam that bitch but be sure to make it look you're sometimes in your house so they dont suspect you.

bruh.

I have a idea, I live next to a rehabilitation centre there's a bunch of other crackheads/junkies around that are looking for some easy money, I'll just hand like 5-10 of them 5 bucks each and tell them to ring their doorbell every now and then when they go to rehab/when their session is done that way I'll have a loop of rings, I can also tell em that I'll pay em weekly if they don't fuck the plan up and just keep fucking with them like that.

There's some obvious cons to this like what if they snitch + it'll cost me some extra money and time.

I'm serious about this and low inhib I wouldn't give a fuck and I'm willing to try it out I'll check with one of my buddies to see if he's willing to help

 

[Hernan]

I have a idea, I live next to a rehabilitation centre there's a bunch of other crackheads/junkies around that are looking for some easy money, I'll just hand like 5-10 of them 5 bucks each and tell them to ring their doorbell every now and then when they go to rehab/when their session is done that way I'll have a loop of rings, I can also tell em that I'll pay em weekly if they don't fuck the plan up and just keep fucking with them like that.

There's some obvious cons to this like what if they snitch + it'll cost me some extra money and time.

I'm serious about this and low inhib I wouldn't give a fuck and I'm willing to try it out I'll check with one of my buddies to see if he's willing to help

lol great idea but make them ring a bell every day atleast.