Best way to get large money loans?

[hopelessromanticc]

requirements:
5-20k loan
Don’t have to pay off until like 5+ years from now
Directly to my bank and won’t check what it’s used for
Won’t effect credit at all until after the 5+ years
No credit check

What loans can I get. Tryna find a business

 

[offRance]

Nigga thinks life is sunshine n rainbows and he can choose his own terms on a substantial loan even though he's probably 18 with nonexistent credit history

 

[Deleted member 368312]

impossible. If you're broke as shit no one will give you a credit without knowing what you use it for lmao