Best way to kill myself?

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Looking for the best way to kill myself with minimal pain and as much chances of death.
I dont have access to guns or drugs to OD on.
 
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what , dont
 
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Hanging, seriously. You can do it partially in your closet if you wish. There is no nice way for anyone to find you, but that isn’t your problem. Count to 10 with a belt, tie, knot, whatever, carrying a decent load of your body weight onto your carotid artery and it’s all over.
 
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Restrict your nostrils with used panties. It'll encourage you to keep sniffing, so you'll eventually pass out and suffocate. Death by fish
 
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rope with a bell idk but post it here
 
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Hanging, seriously. You can do it partially in your closet if you wish. There is no nice way for anyone to find you, but that isn’t your problem. Count to 10 with a belt, tie, knot, whatever, carrying a decent load of your body weight onto your carotid artery and it’s all over.
how fat would i have to be to snap the rope? Just making sure
 
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Looking for the best way to kill myself with minimal pain and as much chances of death.
I dont have access to guns or drugs to OD on.
Get to 500 posts, it's like a second burst of energy, really empowering.
 
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if you actually kill yourself everyone giving advice in these comments is going on a watch list since aiding suicide is a crime :feelsmega:
 
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So suffering on earth for no gain is a better option?
no chips when you're dead

just do whatever you want and take the prison, enjoy life
 
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Hanging, seriously. You can do it partially in your closet if you wish. There is no nice way for anyone to find you, but that isn’t your problem. Count to 10 with a belt, tie, knot, whatever, carrying a decent load of your body weight onto your carotid artery and it’s all over.

This
 
jerking off till you die
 
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no chips when you're dead

just do whatever you want and take the prison, enjoy life
i lost 10kg in 3 weeks yet im still fucking fat and unlovable
 
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greycels try not to larp about roping challenge level impossible
 
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Just ldar until you can figure something out go do with life. only one life on this shitty planet even if you hate it. Nothing once your dead
 
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not larping but aight bro
 
how fat would i have to be to snap the rope? Just making sure
Incredibly large. The main problem is snapping the suspension lever. If you are doing it in a wardrobe partially suspended for example, you will want to test beforehand if it can hold your weight enough to constrict your carotid a solid amount by trying it but not committing totally. You can also just yank super hard on the rope as well and see.
 
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Incredibly large. The main problem is snapping the suspension lever. If you are doing it in a wardrobe partially suspended for example, you will want to test beforehand if it can hold your weight enough to constrict your carotid a solid amount by trying it but not committing totally. You can also just yank super hard on the rope as well and see.
my wardrobe is too little,im thinking about maybe hanging myself to the camera that are about 20m high from the ground so that if the rope doesnt snap ill die,but if it does ill fall to death
 
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my wardrobe is too little,im thinking about maybe hanging myself to the camera that are about 20m high from the ground so that if the rope doesnt snap ill die,but if it does ill fall to death
That is brutal. If you want a peaceful death, do not do that.
 
Hanging, seriously. You can do it partially in your closet if you wish. There is no nice way for anyone to find you, but that isn’t your problem. Count to 10 with a belt, tie, knot, whatever, carrying a decent load of your body weight onto your carotid artery and it’s all over.
Agh my neck hurts reading this
 
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Agh my neck hurts reading this
It surprisingly wouldn’t hurt; you’d just get very faint and go to sleep. Suicide is horrible; it will traumatise whoever discovers your corpse no matter how you end your life.
 
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It surprisingly wouldn’t hurt; you’d just get very faint and go to sleep. Suicide is horrible; it will traumatise whoever discovers your corpse no matter how you end your life.
It’s hurt to think about
 
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If you aren't over 25, or if you are smart or talented I wouldn't kys. At the end of the day its your life bahi, lead it however you want.
 
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It surprisingly wouldn’t hurt; you’d just get very faint and go to sleep. Suicide is horrible; it will traumatise whoever discovers your corpse no matter how you end your life.
Yeah thats true dude but the same people that are gonna find the corpse were the same people that caused the suicide itself.
 
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If you aren't over 25, or if you are smart or talented I wouldn't kys. At the end of the day its your life bahi, lead it however you want.
im under 25,im a fat retarded boy i get good grades from using chatgpt i genuinly tried almost every sport but the only one i actually was good at was powerlifting but my parents think that shit stunts growth so they wont let me do it
 
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im under 25,im a fat retarded boy i get good grades from using chatgpt i genuinly tried almost every sport but the only one i actually was good at was powerlifting but my parents think that shit stunts growth so they wont let me do it
lmao, killing your self for being fat is so funny. Just loose the weight bro:lul:
 
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lmao, killing your self for being fat is so funny. Just loose the weight bro:lul:
im not just fat,im genuinly fucking boneless and retarded.i already lost 10kg this week but im still fucking boneless and retarded
 
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im not just fat,im genuinly fucking boneless and retarded.i already lost 10kg this week but im still fucking boneless and retarded
How do you know if your boneless if your fat. Just get to like 13% to truly see.
 
How do you know if your boneless if your fat. Just get to like 13% to truly see.
Ive always been boneless,believe it or not i used to be 15%bf about 8 months ago but i was still boneless.now im fat and even when i touch my face im still truny boneless because i havent fucking grown in over a year
 
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Your 13, your balls probably havent even dropped and you already want to end it
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