Best way to trim that shit down!

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I've gained a few pounds and not because of the retarded Diaper Face vs The Black Plague narrative. It happens every year. Winter. Ugh. I'm like a bear. Except instead of sleeping thus hibernating, I'm eating like an obesity POF premium member. Like a pig! Ugh. Anywhochomoocho, yesterday I began the Jackhammer Burn. Started at 12,500 steps. Today, I've to go over by a thousand. Tomorrow, another thousand over today's.

And so you keep doing that shit every day, adding a thousand. Select one day off.

It'll take a few weeks before you see any improvement. The body's gonna panic when it feels that its in danger. Thus storing more fat for a potential crisis. That's how fatties get discouraged. They expect to stress their body out for a few days then step on the scale and see a huge improvement. Doesn't work like that all the time.

Plus I strength train. So it's difficult to tell if I'm gaining fat or muscle weight which is denser. Ugh. I don't have time for measuring my body fat percentage nor access to a proper weighing instrument. The one I have supposed to weigh such. But I don't trust it. I know I'm at 15%. Yet the scale says, 16%. Bullshit! Ugh.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Ugh. Not like I was expecting any of you beggars to understand that. Perhaps, that's the problem! Gotta work it - if you wanna fuck it. Sure, landwhales fuck anything. But the hotties and not the notties, you're gonna have to put in some effort.

Pussy do grow on trees. And the best ones, they're at the top. Gonna need a ladder or a big long stick to get them. But if you don't have the height you're gonna need the might. Muscles and strength. As for the big long stick, ugh. Perhaps you can use a smaller one. And just keep throwing it at the top picks. Eventually, one will come falling down.

 

[Deleted member 1476]

thought this was going to be about pubes