Dr. Mog
PhD in moggerology
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A girl simping for Chad/pretty boy/ HTN TikToks ain’t no less than a girl dating an OnlyToes subscriber named Jonathan simpsworthy.
You gotta be aware with all your 9 senses regarding her media consumption or else she gonna he hitting on every guy in existence she finds hot.
She showing you a tiktok of @the BULL that you already seen 6 business months ago. Yk she getting her back blown out by the med bull right now and then
Then a shady banner dropdown notification pops up from @Blackgymmax (whose real name btw is "Gary Goonlord Trapsworthy") and he out there saying…
"I just picked up the triple warm henny, backwoods and yerk 30's, we gon have fun and ima wear them guts out tomorrow when yo simp boyfriend goes to work in the morning" and then later joins here to cope on how he couldn’t actually secure the white Aryan blue eyed landhwhale he wanted to LTR with.
And then she comes home to you saying how she helped an old man cross the road today and then she dropped him all the way to his apartment as it’s not too safe for old people to just walk around alone and then you pull her panties off after she made you think she the wife material loyalty and sheit but only to see cum dripping off her swollen pussy smelling like Mahi Mahi fish lobster that been cooked with car tyre juice oil and later you contact your friend who works at the lab named @Dr. Bruh who later according to the lab results says that the DNA found matching 96.420 % with an old man named Crisick who rots as a user here under then name @averagejoe
Brutally over
You gotta be aware with all your 9 senses regarding her media consumption or else she gonna he hitting on every guy in existence she finds hot.
She showing you a tiktok of @the BULL that you already seen 6 business months ago. Yk she getting her back blown out by the med bull right now and then
Then a shady banner dropdown notification pops up from @Blackgymmax (whose real name btw is "Gary Goonlord Trapsworthy") and he out there saying…
"I just picked up the triple warm henny, backwoods and yerk 30's, we gon have fun and ima wear them guts out tomorrow when yo simp boyfriend goes to work in the morning" and then later joins here to cope on how he couldn’t actually secure the white Aryan blue eyed landhwhale he wanted to LTR with.
And then she comes home to you saying how she helped an old man cross the road today and then she dropped him all the way to his apartment as it’s not too safe for old people to just walk around alone and then you pull her panties off after she made you think she the wife material loyalty and sheit but only to see cum dripping off her swollen pussy smelling like Mahi Mahi fish lobster that been cooked with car tyre juice oil and later you contact your friend who works at the lab named @Dr. Bruh who later according to the lab results says that the DNA found matching 96.420 % with an old man named Crisick who rots as a user here under then name @averagejoe
Brutally over
