Bewusst's hostel diary - update

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The Iranian coke addict abortion finally left today and - you probably guessed it - I have a new roommate (yay)!!!

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A bald, middle-aged, extremely suntanned Polish construction worker who snores like a Siberian brown bear. He brought a tinnitus-inducing portable air conditioner which sounds like a 30 year old worn out computer fan and is blowing all kinds of construction dust into my lungs. Unsurprisingly, he's coughing like a 90 yo chain smoker diagnosed with terminal lung cancer. On the bright side however, at least he put his dusty work boots outside the room, very thoughtful of him.

Stay tuned for this new chapter of my hostel adventure series! To be continued...
 
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Bewusst said:
The Iranian coke addict abortion finally left today and - you probably guessed it - I have a new roommate (yay)!!!

Independence Day Summer GIF
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A bald, middle-aged, extremely suntanned Polish construction worker who snores like a Siberian brown bear. He brought a tinnitus-inducing portable air conditioner which sounds like a 30 year old worn out computer fan and is blowing all kinds of construction dust into my lungs. Unsurprisingly, he's coughing like a 90 yo chain smoker diagnosed with terminal lung cancer. On the bright side however, at least he put his dusty work boots outside the room, very thoughtful of him.

Stay tuned for this new chapter of my hostel adventure series! To be continued...
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my condolences
 
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Is he a gypsy
 
@lutte @JM10 @Newone @Carolus @Hopelessmofoker @Htobrother @Germania @toolateforme
 
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Ok chad
 
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Christ, how could I dare to forget to tag the Polish legend himself, @Pietrosiek

Also, @Over
 
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why are you in a hostel?
 
every time I think of hostel I see torture and murder
 
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Ask him how many grams pufa he consumed today
tell him to eat carrot salad @kjsbdfiusdf
 
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lutte said:
Ask him how many grams pufa he consumed today
tell him to eat carrot salad @kjsbdfiusdf
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He will turn me into Polish sausage if I tell him to eat frickin' carrot salat
 
kjsbdfiusdf said:
So you're a fellow favelado/Latino mulatto?
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Mulatto? No. Fevelado? No, my grandmother from Fortaleza lived in an affluent environment. From what I've heard, they even had personal servants
 
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