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It started with a couple of Marines I was deployed to the Kandahar area with. It was late in the afternoon and we were pretty tired. We started talking about the puss and how much dick the puss could take. One asshole stopped in his tracks pulled down his trousers, holds his dick out and started shouting “I am the Giant of Kandahar!” Some of the guys took it as a challenge and proceeded to show their own dicks out and compare schlongs. Pvt Johnson obviously had the smallest dick because he was trying to explain to us that measurement of the penis should always start at the area past the balls and below the asshole. Cpl Moby determined that this was in fact bullshit and gave him the nickname Tiny Tim.
Then they looked at me. The sailor, HM3 Foreman. So I removed my trousers to reveal my massive 16 inch penis. They were all in awe. I had the biggest penis they had ever seen. So I shouted “I AM the Giant of Kandahar!!” as I twirled my Kandahar like an Apache Helicopter.
We decided that we should keep the news of the Giant of Kandahar a secret in case the Afghan women got curious. For their safety of course. So we ran with the story of some Special Forces guys killing the Giant. But I assure you the Giant of Kandahar is alive and well.
It started with a couple of Marines I was deployed to the Kandahar area with. It was late in the afternoon and we were pretty tired. We started talking about the puss and how much dick the puss could take. One asshole stopped in his tracks pulled down his trousers, holds his dick out and started shouting “I am the Giant of Kandahar!” Some of the guys took it as a challenge and proceeded to show their own dicks out and compare schlongs. Pvt Johnson obviously had the smallest dick because he was trying to explain to us that measurement of the penis should always start at the area past the balls and below the asshole. Cpl Moby determined that this was in fact bullshit and gave him the nickname Tiny Tim.
Then they looked at me. The sailor, HM3 Foreman. So I removed my trousers to reveal my massive 16 inch penis. They were all in awe. I had the biggest penis they had ever seen. So I shouted “I AM the Giant of Kandahar!!” as I twirled my Kandahar like an Apache Helicopter.
We decided that we should keep the news of the Giant of Kandahar a secret in case the Afghan women got curious. For their safety of course. So we ran with the story of some Special Forces guys killing the Giant. But I assure you the Giant of Kandahar is alive and well.
