Biggest/Scariest Human I Know IRL

[CelestialEmpire]

The biggest scariest fucker I've seen in all 22 years of my life is one of my father's bodyguards (he has around 40-45 year-round, like 8-10 usually escorts him, 4 each for my mom and my brother/sisters, 12 for our main estate, etc). Our bodyguards are 6'10 on average and this guy stood out so much even among our bodyguards.

This guy is from Australia (WASP) and I think he's 8'7ish and like 640lb lean (equivalent of 6'0 220lb lean via square cube law). He's been in my father's employ since I was like 13.

Some feats I've seen him pull off:

1. Threw a manhole cover at a armored SUV from across the street, penetrating the armored drivers side window and decapitating the driver

2. Shoulder tackled an armored moving SUV and flipped it upside down

3. Tanked 6 point-blank 9mm hollow point shots to the torso, only needed like 2 days to recover in the hospital

4. Lifted a bouncer (6'4 250lb ish) with one hand by his neck and snapped his neck nonchalantly

5. Lifted a telephone pole and swung it, using it to crush an armored SUV in half

6. Won a 1v3 against adult male grizzly bears with only a knife when our helicopter had to make an emergency landing in the woods

7. Assassinated a head of state in his own home by powering through his 80 guards bare handed

 

[CelestialEmpire]

 

[Ergogenic]

The biggest scariest fucker I've seen in all 22 years of my life is one of my father's bodyguards (he has around 40-45 year-round, like 8-10 usually escorts him, 4 each for my mom and my brother/sisters, 12 for our main estate, etc). Our bodyguards are 6'10 on average and this guy stood out so much even among our bodyguards.

This guy is from Australia (WASP) and I think he's 8'7ish and like 640lb lean (equivalent of 6'0 220lb lean via square cube law). He's been in my father's employ since I was like 13.

Some feats I've seen him pull off:

1. Threw a manhole cover at a armored SUV from across the street, penetrating the armored drivers side window and decapitating the driver

2. Shoulder tackled an armored moving SUV and flipped it upside down

3. Tanked 6 point-blank 9mm hollow point shots to the torso, only needed like 2 days to recover in the hospital

4. Lifted a bouncer (6'4 250lb ish) with one hand by his neck and snapped his neck nonchalantly

5. Lifted a telephone pole and swung it, using it to crush an armored SUV in half

6. Won a 1v3 against adult male grizzly bears with only a knife when our helicopter had to make an emergency landing in the woods

7. Assassinated a head of state in his own home by powering through his 80 guards bare handed

This is real. I saw his feats. Here is a video of him in a bodybuilding show.

 

[madma]

nice thread

 

[Ergogenic]

This is real. I saw his feats. Here is a video of him in a bodybuilding show.

He is also vegan and natural.

 

[acm]

this niggas larps are actually getting funnier by the day @Mogs Me

 

[CelestialEmpire]

bump

 

[CelestialEmpire]

bump

 

[AbelMakkonenTesfa]

why would your dad need a bodyguard are you like a Saudi Arabian prince

 

[AverageCurryEnjoyer]

my brain is so fucking rotted I cant even distinguish if its larp or if hes just gone insane

 

[comebotd]

The biggest scariest fucker I've seen in all 22 years of my life is one of my father's bodyguards (he has around 40-45 year-round, like 8-10 usually escorts him, 4 each for my mom and my brother/sisters, 12 for our main estate, etc). Our bodyguards are 6'10 on average and this guy stood out so much even among our bodyguards.

This guy is from Australia (WASP) and I think he's 8'7ish and like 640lb lean (equivalent of 6'0 220lb lean via square cube law). He's been in my father's employ since I was like 13.

Some feats I've seen him pull off:

1. Threw a manhole cover at a armored SUV from across the street, penetrating the armored drivers side window and decapitating the driver

2. Shoulder tackled an armored moving SUV and flipped it upside down

3. Tanked 6 point-blank 9mm hollow point shots to the torso, only needed like 2 days to recover in the hospital

4. Lifted a bouncer (6'4 250lb ish) with one hand by his neck and snapped his neck nonchalantly

5. Lifted a telephone pole and swung it, using it to crush an armored SUV in half

6. Won a 1v3 against adult male grizzly bears with only a knife when our helicopter had to make an emergency landing in the woods

7. Assassinated a head of state in his own home by powering through his 80 guards bare handed

Aigh bro we get it, you like getting dicked down

 

[CelestialEmpire]

why would your dad need a bodyguard are you like a Saudi Arabian prince

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