i just want him to teach me some big science
Ugh. Yup. As you know, the other day I had my eggs. What more could a man ask for, right? Ugh. If not for that ego that day, I would've remembered the item I forgot. Milk. Yikes. I forgot the damn milk!
@BigJimsWornOutTires your hair went mgtow long time ago sir
what the fuck is your frame? its non existent, id crush your skull with one pucnh
fucking douche
your fit is ugly you aint got no drip, sad ugly oldfag
on the other side, if you teach me some math i will teach you how to pick up young girls...
Bodybuilder Chad here. When it comes to strength training, I'm like the substance of the following song:
he is larping, he is balding old wise guyYeah
Didnt he also send you some dick pics and you two played a game?
Back in my teens, a lot. I was Chad. Once a Chad, always one. But ugh, life began fondling my productiveness and distracted my desire for perfection as I plunged deep into buffet bars. I became overweight. A walking atrocity farting Egg McMuffins.Yeah
But the person you're portraying me to be could very well be a metaphor visual, eh? Although I'm not educated. So. There's that. The whoever tf that is looks like an educated laddie.
its you! i stole your passport
Ugh, that poor fella. Why are you stalking that man? He looks like he's been single all of his life and discovered peace within the world of books.
fuck... i got the wrong dude
I'm in the mountains - I'm in Antarctica - I'm trekking through a swamp in the deep south - I'm sitting on a desolate beach looking in the direction of Haiti - I'm crossing over the Alaskan border - I'm having my dick sucked in Boy's Town, Mexico - I looking at a mountain goat on a beach in Jamaica wondering why the fuck is there a mountain goat on this beach - I'm walking up the stairs to a second house on top another house in Germany - I'm on a big fancy boat looking at Arnold Schwarzenator - I'm freezing in Russia wondering why they keep moving that nuclear missile launcher - I'm falling to the Earth from orbit but will never reach the ground - I'm standing behind you.
