Biking and the invasion of electric-faggs

[Centurion_Hunter]

I as a humble bikecel enjoy patrolling the countryside hills and mountains of the country I live in

The city as well was for a long time a nice place to bike in
Normies coudlnt catch you because you were fast, you could take routes cars couldnt, ver fun
All untill the stupid faggots came in with their electric vehicles

First it was scooters like these

Didnt mind them since I speedmogged them and they went slow
Usually had some older people on them too
But then came the pandemic

Covid type of shit
And then after the elites killshotted with the "vaccines" enought of the population they let us be free again

But then came the first great enemy of bikistan
The electric scooters

Intially brought in by random companies who offered them for rent , they had a rought start
They were dissasembled for parts by Gypsy and Slavcels, thrown in the river, in caves(I dont lie ),burned alive

However they kept increasing their number and soon a certain bioweapon got their hands on this

Meet this creature , the neurotypical brocolli haired zoomer
These individuals took these vehicles and started speedmogging me on my bike(tho they were still roadcucks while I could go off road) ,casued accidents and many other such things
Also they didnt use any of their energy for driving which pales in comparasion to me biking for long distances
Anyways the ecosystem of the road stabilized and all was fine

However
Now electric bikes started appearing

Faster than me , can go offroad as well
But I coped since they got stolen while my pile of junk didnt

But then came the last fucking straw

These shits
Unicycles, one wheelers wahtever you want to call them
All driven by nt tall sexhavers who prob use them to go fuck their young girlfriends while incels like me are forced to use bikes
I wish only death and destruction to these faggots who use them
Not only can these fucking shits go offroad, but they are easy to store and fast
Fuck teencels

 

[whyw]

time to get a car to run them over

 

[Centurion_Hunter]

Spoiler: tagging brocERls

@polonaecel @true_subhuman_here @Ascensionsoon @MangoLover @Nothyng @buccalfatremoval @NoExit

 

[Petsmart]

What do you think about bikes with pedal assist

 

[Nothyng]

i've always liked cycling, never got into these e-scooters.

rip fitness

 

[yyk117]

bikes mog, funnest cardio imo

 

[Centurion_Hunter]

time to get a car to run them over

Ave
I wish some drunkcel with a truck the weight of most grown megatheropods could hit them

What do you think about bikes with pedal assist

As long as the guys still have to put in the work its ok
My problem is with retards who use fucking electric battery powered kamikaze vehciles while making no effort

i've always liked cycling, never got into these e-scooters.

rip fitness

I hate them wish they werent created
Takes much of the fun away

 

[Ascensionsoon]

But then came the last fucking straw

Jesus Christ is this what Chad rides on nowadays?

And here I am terrified of even mounting a skateboard

 

[Centurion_Hunter]

bikes mog, funnest cardio imo

Especially when you venture in more reclusive parts such as in a bear infested forest or some ghetto
Adrenalinemaxxing

Jesus Christ is this what Chad rides on nowadays?

And here I am terrified of even mounting a skateboard

Yup chad rides practically a mix between a motorcycle a skateboard and a hoverboard
It also makes them appear taller

 

[Nothyng]

I hate them wish they werent created
Takes much of the fun away

some of my old acquaintances had them, i always was behind them fucking cycling

 

[Centurion_Hunter]

Jesus Christ is this what Chad rides on nowadays?

And here I am terrified of even mounting a skateboard

Its literally chad skateboard brah that use this
These tricky faggots who are neurotypical shouldnt have my speed

some of my old acquaintances had them, i always was behind them fucking cycling

I can outrun some weaker/lower quality scooters and ebikes but once some richfag comes with some high horsepower shit I loose
Its like life I put in the work in the pedals and some richfags just pressed a button and passes me

 

[yyk117]

Especially when you venture in more reclusive parts such as in a bear infested forest or some ghetto
Adrenalinemaxxing

yep unfortunately has one of the highest obesity rates so no one makes bike roads, i do get to bike in summer when i get out of here tho

 

[Centurion_Hunter]

yep unfortunately has one of the highest obesity rates so no one makes bike roads, i do get to bike in summer when i get out of here tho

Youre murican probably so to be expected imo
You dont really need bike roads I seen many faggots who compalin muh bike roads
Yes I sometimes wish there were no cars and more no car cities but unfortunately most people that agree with me on this viewpoint are WEF Globohomo liberal feminists

 

[yyk117]

Youre murican probably so to be expected imo
You dont really need bike roads I seen many faggots who compalin muh bike roads
Yes I sometimes wish there were no cars and more no car cities but unfortunately most people that agree with me on this viewpoint are WEF Globohomo liberal feminists

im turkish but live in gulf and everyone here is fucking fat as shit and rich asf so no one bikes and everyone has a car.

there is only 1 or 2 places to bike in the entire country which is near the sea but the fuckass country has no road system and you can only get to those places if you have a car. you will literally get ran over by some faggot on their phone if you try to step foot on any major road

 

[Centurion_Hunter]

im turkish but live in gulf and everyone here is fucking fat as shit and rich asf so no one bikes and everyone has a car.

there is only 1 or 2 places to bike in the entire country which is near the sea but the fuckass country has no road system and you can only get to those places if you have a car. you will literally get ran over by some faggot on their phone if you try to step foot on any major road

Brutal shit
At least the sea must be nice

 

[Ascensionsoon]

Its literally chad skateboard brah that use this
These tricky faggots who are neurotypical shouldnt have my speed

What I expect Chad to be using in 2050:

Just imagine this shit but electrically powered.

Made for low inhib fags who'd rather risk their life getting from point A to B in style unlike us cycle dweebs

I still wear helmets when mounting my bicycle

 

[yyk117]

Brutal shit
At least the sea must be nice

not even bro its hot as shit 70% of the year here, cant wait to live somewhere else in a year

 

[Centurion_Hunter]

What I expect Chad to be using in 2050:
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Just imagine this shit but electrically powered.

Made for low inhib fags who'd rather risk their life getting from point A to B in style unlike us cycle dweebs

I still wear helmets when mounting my bicycle

Nah this looks to frail

This is what chads nt sexhavers are using

not even bro its hot as shit 70% of the year here, cant wait to live somewhere else in a year

Isnt Anatolia quite cold or are you forced to the coast?
I feel much more at ease in the mountains of my country where my family is from as opposed to the lowlands

 

[yyk117]

Isnt Anatolia quite cold or are you forced to the coast?
I feel much more at ease in the mountains of my country where my family is from as opposed to the lowlands

yeah anatolia is pretty cold during winter and chill in the summer but i live in the gulf so even in winter its like 20 degrees

 

[Centurion_Hunter]

yeah anatolia is pretty cold during winter and chill in the summer but i live in the gulf so even in winter its like 20 degrees

You could probably at least go to the beach
My best options rn are some polluted lowland river but in summer ill go to my families ancestral home in the mountains and ill have some forest streams

 

[yyk117]

You could probably at least go to the beach
My best options rn are some polluted lowland river but in summer ill go to my families ancestral home in the mountains and ill have some forest streams

my family also has a house in the mountains in turkey, its so peak

 

[Ascensionsoon]

Nah this looks to frail

Looks too frail until Chad decides to give it a shot...

He ends up doing this bullshit:

And every foid within a 5km radius suddenly wants to suck his cool skater dick...

No hovercuck will replicate these movements

 

[Centurion_Hunter]

Looks too frail until Chad decides to give it a shot...

He ends up doing this bullshit:

And every foid within a 5km radius suddenly wants to suck his cool skater dick...

No hovercuck will replicate these movements

Fucking damn
Hoverboards are incel now compared to these and one wheelers

my family also has a house in the mountains in turkey, its so peak

I can imagine anatolia is quite peacefull at least west of kurdland

 

[Ascensionsoon]

Fucking damn

 

[Centurion_Hunter]

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Ave
Was thinking of starting a Caesars Legion org gang?
Would it be a good idea?
Maybe I should make a thread about it

 

[Ascensionsoon]

Was thinking of starting a Caesars Legion org gang?

Don't see a reason why you shouldn't

Might as well give it a shot right?

 

[Centurion_Hunter]

Don't see a reason why you shouldn't

Might as well give it a shot right?

You know what ill do it
Need to make a server first of discord

 

[143]

im turkish but live in gulf and everyone here is fucking fat as shit and rich asf so no one bikes and everyone has a car.

there is only 1 or 2 places to bike in the entire country which is near the sea but the fuckass country has no road system and you can only get to those places if you have a car. you will literally get ran over by some faggot on their phone if you try to step foot on any major road

Could say the same as for spain. My country is the best for any type for biking imo

 

[Centurion_Hunter]

Could say the same as for spain. My country is the best for any type for biking imo

I preesume you have nice villages
Too bad your cities are shit

 

[yyk117]

Could say the same as for spain. My country is the best for any type for biking imo

wdym

 

[143]

I preesume you have nice villages
Too bad your cities are shit

Depends, center of Spain in the exemption of Madrid yeah but the coast mogs to the oblivion

 

[143]

wdym

People respect you on the roads (including car roads) and cheap bikes

 

[Centurion_Hunter]

Depends, center of Spain in the exemption of Madrid yeah but the coast mogs to the oblivion

Isnt Madrid and Barcelona full of thrid worlders and feminists

 

[143]

Isnt Madrid and Barcelona full of thrid worlders and feminists

True. Most of big cities of Europe are crowded with this bunch + ultra woke degeneracy

 

[yyk117]

People respect you on the roads (including car roads) and cheap bikes

damn no one respects bike riders here because its so uncommon, i literally get started at when i ride my bike around my area

 

[Centurion_Hunter]

True. Most of big cities of Europe are crowded with this bunch + ultra woke degeneracy

Im lucky im Eastern Euro

damn no one respects bike riders here because its so uncommon, i literally get started at when i ride my bike around my area

Some sexhavers in their car honked at me because of my height

 

[143]

damn no one respects bike riders here because its so uncommon, i literally get started at when i ride my bike around my area

Here there is a big culture around biking. One of the biggest road cycling events (La Vuelta) is done in Spain + some riders who won thropies as the tour the france had put respect into the society for cycling i think

 

[yyk117]

Some sexhavers in their car honked at me because of my height

jfl should of broken their mirror

 

[yyk117]

Here there is a big culture around biking. One of the biggest road cycling events (La Vuelta) is done in Spain + some riders who won thropies as the tour the france had put respect into the society for cycling i think

damn i can't wait to live in another country for uni. im so fed up with this country

 

[Centurion_Hunter]

jfl should of broken their mirror

A friend of mine broke a mirror and was chased by some car user