Bikini Baristas are fun as fuck (srs)

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Bikini baristas are drive-through coffee stands where the servers are mostly nude women. Where I go, they actually wear thongs. Very sexy, and it gets my mind off the disgusting, sub human, fat asses I have to see at the office everyday.

Its not like real sex, but its a of fun. They wear as little as possible usually. As a white, Chad-lite who's in shape, they usually like talking to me. Sometimes they get turned on and lick their lips when talking to me. Saw some foids touch her pussy or their ass cheeks when talking to me cause they get horney. Most of the men who come in are old, fat, men so I stand out.

You should go if you live by one.

This is how they usually dress:
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And the prices where I am at is usually reasonable. About $8 for a fruit smoothie and I usually tip around 2. So $10 with tax and everything.
 
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There was a blonde girl who seemed like she wanted to fuck, but I kind of fucked it up. She kept asking me what I do on the weekends and if I hangout with anyone. Seems like she wanted to go out with me.
 
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Ew gross nigga.
 
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Bikini baristas are drive-through coffee stands where the servers are mostly nude women. Where I go, they actually wear thongs. Very sexy, and it gets my mind off the disgusting, sub human, fat asses I have to see at the office everyday.

Its not like real sex, but its a of fun. They wear as little as possible usually. As a white, Chad-lite who's in shape, they usually like talking to me. Sometimes they get turned on and lick their lips when talking to me. Saw some foids touch her pussy or their ass cheeks when talking to me cause they get horney. Most of the men who come in are old, fat, men so I stand out.

You should go if you live by one.

This is how they usually dress:
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how u look like dm?
 
You can see their feces.
Yeah, sometimes you can see their shit. Sometimes they bend over or squat and you can see some shit. Plus they wear thin thongs so their assholes open more visibly.
 
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how u look like dm?
Honestly, they are degenerate mostly college foids in their thong under pants. Its not like you have to be a Chad to get them somewhat excited. As long as you are decent looking (like in shape, not overweight or obese, decent jaw, decent skin, have hair etc.) they will get turned on by talking to you.

ITs like if you are in your underwear, talking to a decent looking foid(in shape, not a fat, pig, decent looking) you would also get a boner.

That said, most of the customers are overweight/obese older men (50+) so I doubt they get turned on when talking to them. You to be decent looking.
 
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You can see their feces.
Sometimes you can see their assholes. You can see them bend or quat over with a thong. I saw this one foid bend over, I saw her asshole and she looked at me and laughed a little. I actually like looking at their assholes.

Only time I felt kind of grossed out/turned off was this blonde foid ass crack opened a bit and I saw some green shit.

Beyond that pretty hot.
 
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Oh and I understand that they are not located everywhere, but go if you live by one.
 
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Is that a strip club + Mc Donald's combo? What country is that?
 
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Is that a strip club + Mc Donald's combo? What country is that?
Its in the USA.

Its more like strip club + Starbucks. But they serve fruit smoothies, which is nice because I don't like coffee.

This sums it up a little bit

 
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Heres how I am Chad lite, but never got much. Much is because I am socially retarded

-2 years ago, a blonde college, girl (like 8/10) who worked at a smoothie shop was interested in me, but she moved now. Should have asked her out, pretty sure she would have said yes. She even asked me to introduce her to her sister, for a job, but I said that I was not interested in working in that company. Realized that I fucked up.

-I also go to a bikini Barista. 8/10 blonde with a big, round ass and nice tits kept calling me "baby" (typical for that line of work) but kept asking me about my weekends and if I have anyone to hangout with over the weekends. I still never took the hint. Probably want to hangout or get fucked.

-Another cute, white college was interested in me, but she eventually got engaged to her high school sweetheart. I don't fuck with that now.

-My fairly attractive dental hygienist is interested in me. She is very flirty. But she is married with kids, and I don't want to end up in some divorce settlement or dead.

-Another girl was interested in me at a smoothie shop couple years back, but she was a high schooler. We talked, but I never showed much interest,

So yeah, I got interest, but I was pretty socially retarded in most situation, the girl ended up getting married OR the girl was just too young.
 
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where do I go for this , never heard of any of this in Texas
 
I used to smack the asses of hooters girls whenever I went to Hooters
 

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