BIMAX SURGEON CUCKED ME

[Deleted member 22829]

In a dream.

I had a dream where I apparently I needed bimax (I dont irl). I decided to get some random serbian surgeon, I consulted u autists on .org, specifically @Yuno_howitez and @BrahminBoss and you both said he was an awful surgeon, I didnt care because it was cheap. so in the surgery and all I remember my jaws being numb but I looked in the mirror and I had insane forward growth. Later on I sent an email to the surgeon with really bad spelling saying "hhfcow mvhuch fdid ui advatn thw macills and mandible" something like that, it was really bad spelling.


And he replied "I moved it enough"

I went and smiled in the mirror and noticed he had given me some TRUECEL CUCK TIER OVERBITE, and I remember being like "holy fuck I messed up"

I woke up after.



MORAL OF THE STORY: DON'T TRUST SERBIAN DOCTORS!

Spoiler: Tags

@Yuno_howitez @BrahminBoss @pneumocystosis @Xangsane @TRUE_CEL @Iasacrko @Dr. Bruh @mrriceguy @LiteralCaucasian @curlyheadjames @skinnytwink @Dystopian @Arborist @HarrierDuBois @Artemis @justinzayn @Blackgymmax @HimmyButler @friedbutter6o @5.5psl @kumquat @Amnesia @heightface

 

[Deleted member 22829]

just clickbait title theory

 

[Deleted member 22829]

i was expecting this thread to blow up a lot more

 

[pneumocystosis]

how the fuck did your brain come up with this?
more realistic that @aBetterMii 's threads though

 

[2d v2]

probably ur brain telling u not to trust this retard of a forum

 

[Deleted member 22829]

how the fuck did your brain come up with this?
more realistic that @aBetterMii 's threads though

my own brain is my enemy. thanks to .org I am now having nightmares about botched surgeries.

 

[Deleted member 22829]

probably ur brain telling u not to trust this retard of a forum

a greycel posts his very slightly recessed side profile and he gets told he needs OBO, bimax, M Lefort 3, paranasal, chin, jaw, zygo implants to even have hope to date a roastie

 

[2d v2]

a greycel posts his very slightly recessed side profile and he gets told he needs OBO, bimax, M Lefort 3, paranasal, chin, jaw, zygo implants to even have hope to date a roastie

then goes to a club and sees a 1/10 indian dude making out with that roastie

 

[Deleted member 22829]

then goes to a club and sees a 1/10 indian dude making out with that roastie

unironically these pajeets have a better chance at ascending thanks to arranged marriage.

 

[Deleted member 22829]

bump

 

[Deleted member 22829]

22 OF YOU AND NOT ONE OF YOU ARE GONNA REPLY?

 

[LiteralCaucasian]

DON'T TAG ME IN YOUR EVERYDAY POSTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Deleted member 22829]

DON'T TAG ME IN YOUR EVERYDAY POSTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I will tag you as much as I want @LiteralCaucasian

 

[Deleted member 16683]

if you don't need bimax you're lucky i need every surgery

 

[Deleted member 22829]

if you don't need bimax you're lucky i need every surgery

I was mewing since 13

 

[Michael Myers]

In a dream.

I had a dream where I apparently I needed bimax (I dont irl). I decided to get some random serbian surgeon, I consulted u autists on .org, specifically @Yuno_howitez and @BrahminBoss and you both said he was an awful surgeon, I didnt care because it was cheap. so in the surgery and all I remember my jaws being numb but I looked in the mirror and I had insane forward growth. Later on I sent an email to the surgeon with really bad spelling saying "hhfcow mvhuch fdid ui advatn thw macills and mandible" something like that, it was really bad spelling.


And he replied "I moved it enough"

I went and smiled in the mirror and noticed he had given me some TRUECEL CUCK TIER OVERBITE, and I remember being like "holy fuck I messed up"

I woke up after.



MORAL OF THE STORY: DON'T TRUST SERBIAN DOCTORS!

Spoiler: Tags

@Yuno_howitez @BrahminBoss @pneumocystosis @Xangsane @TRUE_CEL @Iasacrko @Dr. Bruh @mrriceguy @LiteralCaucasian @curlyheadjames @skinnytwink @Dystopian @Arborist @HarrierDuBois @Artemis @justinzayn @Blackgymmax @HimmyButler @friedbutter6o @5.5psl @kumquat @Amnesia @heightface

I watched A Serbian Film once. I will never trust a Serbian.

 

[Deleted member 16683]

I was mewing since 13

pm face i wanna see if legit

 

[Deleted member 22829]

pm face i wanna see if legit

i dont post my face, take my word for it or leave

 

[Deleted member 16683]

i dont post my face, take my word for it or leave

everyone claims they are mogger but then they're like mtn

 

[Deleted member 22829]

I only have one picture of me on here, ill tag you in jt.

everyone claims they are mogger but then they're like mtn

 

[Deleted member 22829]

bump