Birthday is in a few days

[Bryce]

I didn't even realize it because I don't fucking care, haven't asked for anything, haven't planned anything because no friends, and majority of immediate family won't even be here for it

Worst of all I've realized this is my 18th year of being a sexless cunt while I watched everyone lose their virginity and date their oneitis at ages 14 onwards

 

[InanimatePragmatist]

Happy early birthday Brian.

 

[InanimatePragmatist]

*brain

 

[InanimatePragmatist]

*brian

 

[InanimatePragmatist]

fuck ass auto correct tring to lok at me

 

[MogsGymMaxx]

*brian

Nigga can’t spell to save his life

 

[InanimatePragmatist]

Nigga can’t spell to save his life

do you know. do you know how hard it is spell at night? drink> Genuinely hard. I am trying pretty damn hard to spell tright.

 

[copemaxxing123]

Happy early birthday man

 

[savage21]

I didn't even realize it because I don't fucking care, haven't asked for anything, haven't planned anything because no friends, and majority of immediate family won't even be here for it

Worst of all I've realized this is my 18th year of being a sexless cunt while I watched everyone lose their virginity and date their oneitis at ages 14 onwards

Happy early birthday Bryce
You will fuck a foid soon I can feel it

 

[ceceslayer]

I didn't even realize it because I don't fucking care, haven't asked for anything, haven't planned anything because no friends, and majority of immediate family won't even be here for it

Worst of all I've realized this is my 18th year of being a sexless cunt while I watched everyone lose their virginity and date their oneitis at ages 14 onwards

go to a club on ur bday and try to slay

 

[liberated]

I didn't even realize it because I don't fucking care, haven't asked for anything, haven't planned anything because no friends, and majority of immediate family won't even be here for it

Worst of all I've realized this is my 18th year of being a sexless cunt while I watched everyone lose their virginity and date their oneitis at ages 14 onwards

Happy early birthday my niga

 

[iblamexyz]

I didn't even realize it because I don't fucking care, haven't asked for anything, haven't planned anything because no friends, and majority of immediate family won't even be here for it

Worst of all I've realized this is my 18th year of being a sexless cunt while I watched everyone lose their virginity and date their oneitis at ages 14 onwards

aren't you going to spend it with @Node ?

 

[Bryce]

aren't you going to spend it with @Node ?

If that lil nigbiy shows up for me

 

[gigacumster3000]

damn that sucks man fr just gotta push thru it tho tbh ur 18 now so things might change for the better ngl

 

[Orka]

I didn't even realize it because I don't fucking care, haven't asked for anything, haven't planned anything because no friends, and majority of immediate family won't even be here for it

Worst of all I've realized this is my 18th year of being a sexless cunt while I watched everyone lose their virginity and date their oneitis at ages 14 onwards

Host a party somewhere in europe we'll all come celebrate it with you

Best regards,
B.W.C.F.

 

[Saint Casanova]

Have you tried being friends with ethnics ? We’re very sociable.

 

[Bryce]

Have you tried being friends with ethnics ? We’re very sociable.

I just can't relate to you people we're not the same

 

[Saint Casanova]

I just can't relate to you people we're not the same

 

[Bryce]

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[Popstar867]

I didn't even realize it because I don't fucking care, haven't asked for anything, haven't planned anything because no friends, and majority of immediate family won't even be here for it

Worst of all I've realized this is my 18th year of being a sexless cunt while I watched everyone lose their virginity and date their oneitis at ages 14 onwards

your still 18 mate , you can turn your life around just don’t mess up in uni

 

[aidenltn17]

happy early birthday

 

[futureashtray]

I didn't even realize it because I don't fucking care, haven't asked for anything, haven't planned anything because no friends

so fuckin real bro

feels weird to think about birthday parties with friends

every birthday has been the same since 5th grade (senior rn), it's all forced cuz mom buys cake and wants photos, but hey, atleast someone cares... right?

happy bday tho, hope u become a billionaire and live long enough till 2050 so u can crisprcas9max till chad ascension

 

[FlourideGoyium]

Happy birthday boyo, you are the jolliest soul on the forum.

 

[Kiril Velev]

Tag me on bd post and I will gladly rep you and give you a gift

 

[kindinternetman]

I didn't even realize it because I don't fucking care, haven't asked for anything, haven't planned anything because no friends, and majority of immediate family won't even be here for it

Worst of all I've realized this is my 18th year of being a sexless cunt while I watched everyone lose their virginity and date their oneitis at ages 14 onwards

Happy birthday man.