bitch puked at the back of my car

[chadmanlet04]

picked a hinge date up we had some food then we were at the back of my car taking tequila shots

5 shots in then we start making up but after some time she pulls back and starts VOMITTING ALL OVER THE BACKSEATS

wtf

anyways she gave me money and I took the car to a detailer but still funny af

 

[spark]

didnt that happen in that 40 year old virgin movie?

 

[chadmanlet04]

didnt that happen in that 40 year old virgin movie?

never watched it

 

[chadmanlet04]

also thought I was gonna get laid

wasted 2 cialis pills for nothing

 

[spark]

never watched it

its like your life became a meme movie about a 40 year old virgin

 

[Vermilioncore]

Judge and jury the type of guy to say “P U” and pinch his nose when he smelled the vomit

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Muahaha girls will do anything to escape the company of a subhuman

 

[5.5psl]

Bruh 5 shots is a lot for a girl and why tf are you drinking after eating food even a grown ass alcoholic will puke

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Bruh 5 shots is a lot for a girl and why tf are you drinking after eating food even a grown ass alcoholic will puke

He’s a retard manlet

 

[Deleted member 31971]

you should of gotten sex as a compensation

 

[Xangsane]

picked a hinge date up we had some food then we were at the back of my car taking tequila shots

5 shots in then we start making up but after some time she pulls back and starts VOMITTING ALL OVER THE BACKSEATS

wtf

anyways she gave me money and I took the car to a detailer but still funny af