Bitch vomitted on my dick during blowjob

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This bitch when sucking me off vomited on my dick and all over the floor wtf

Now I'm picking the vomit particles one by one and eating the vomit to clean the floor

Will ask her to vomit on my face or mouth later

@The Grinch

 
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Tales
 
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Nigger I’m not watching it
 
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This bitch when sucking me off vomited on my dick and all over the floor wtf

Now I'm picking the vomit particles one by one and eating the vomit to clean the floor

Will ask her to vomit on my face or mouth later

@The Grinch

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Whatever kinks you have please project them elsewhere
 
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This bitch when sucking me off vomited on my dick and all over the floor wtf

Now I'm picking the vomit particles one by one and eating the vomit to clean the floor

Will ask her to vomit on my face or mouth later

@The Grinch

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go kys nigga i fell for it
 
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It comes from a woman so it’s ok
 
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It comes from a woman so it’s ok
Genuinely tho

Like if bodily fluids come from a woman, I'll eat and sniff it

Doesn't matter, shit, piss, vomit, sweat, boogers
 
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I drink foids vomit
She probably swallowed someone else's cum and now you're doing whatever the fuck you're doing
Die faggot DIIIIE
 
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This bitch when sucking me off vomited on my dick and all over the floor wtf

Now I'm picking the vomit particles one by one and eating the vomit to clean the floor

Will ask her to vomit on my face or mouth later

@The Grinch

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Tales
 
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This bitch when sucking me off vomited on my dick and all over the floor wtf

Now I'm picking the vomit particles one by one and eating the vomit to clean the floor

Will ask her to vomit on my face or mouth later

@The Grinch

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it can actually happen if ur meat if big enough but in ur case ur obv jestering
 
What did she ate?
She ate rice, bread and vegetables I think

What a slave Bruhhh @Tyler1 @Never Get Up

Slaves always eating grains and plants
 
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This bitch when sucking me off vomited on my dick and all over the floor wtf

Now I'm picking the vomit particles one by one and eating the vomit to clean the floor

Will ask her to vomit on my face or mouth later

@The Grinch

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IMG 2084
 
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Wait, this means you're a slave too!:lasereyes:
Nah it's ok

The vomit and her stomach acid neutralized the toxins and added raw fat and proteins for me to eat with no issue
 
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The vomit and her stomach acid neutralized the toxins and added raw fat and proteins for me to eat with no issue
high iq as usual
 
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This bitch when sucking me off vomited on my dick and all over the floor wtf

Now I'm picking the vomit particles one by one and eating the vomit to clean the floor

Will ask her to vomit on my face or mouth later

@The Grinch

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reminds of that time when the hooker I payed to take my virginity farted while I was going down on her :feelsohh:
 
reminds of that time when the hooker I payed to take my virginity farted while I was going down on her :feelsohh:
Bruhhh that's so high t did u drink all the fart?
 
This bitch when sucking me off vomited on my dick and all over the floor wtf

Now I'm picking the vomit particles one by one and eating the vomit to clean the floor

Will ask her to vomit on my face or mouth later

@The Grinch

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Tales from the slums of Kandahar
 
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Genuinely tho

Like if bodily fluids come from a woman, I'll eat and sniff it

Doesn't matter, shit, piss, vomit, sweat, boogers
What if she had grains
 
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SHE DID BRUHHH

BUT IM HOPING HER STOMACH ACID TURNED THE GRAINS INTO RAW MEAT FOR ME TO ASCEND

BRUHHH
Its over man
 
Post this thread and the hairy women thread on inceltears

Let's surprise them with High T
Oh shit I forgot abt faceandbbc thread

Ill post an update on that tmr morning cuz that acc is on my pc

Ill post this one on my phone
 
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Oh shit I forgot abt faceandbbc thread

Ill post an update on that tmr morning cuz that acc is on my pc

Ill post this one on my phone
Didnt understand what the fuck you just said but ALR js tag me whenever u do
 
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Didnt understand what the fuck you just said but ALR js tag me whenever u do
What shold the title be

“What was this incel’s thought process when typing this weird story?”
 
What shold the title be

“What was this incel’s thought process when typing this weird story?”
ITS NOT A WEIRD STORY

IT HAPPENED IRL

IRL

IRL

REAL

ITS ALL REAL SHIT
 
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This bitch when sucking me off vomited on my dick and all over the floor wtf

Now I'm picking the vomit particles one by one and eating the vomit to clean the floor

Will ask her to vomit on my face or mouth later

@The Grinch

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Tale of Mumbai.
 
What shold the title be

“What was this incel’s thought process when typing this weird story?”
SHow the other threads too




NAHHHH DO IT FRL "WEIRDEST INCEL EVER"

THIS WILL BE SO FUNNY HAHAHAHA DO IT BRO CMON AHHHHHAHA
 
ITS NOT A WEIRD STORY

IT HAPPENED IRL

IRL

IRL

REAL

ITS ALL REAL SHIT
Yo

I cant read my own thread cuz i labelled it as NSFW and I need to use my id to then read it

Go on inceltears I got a reply
 
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SHow the other threads too




NAHHHH DO IT FRL "WEIRDEST INCEL EVER"

THIS WILL BE SO FUNNY HAHAHAHA DO IT BRO CMON AHHHHHAHA
I posted 2 already ill post another one in half an hr
 
Tales but mirin if true 👀 @iblamechico ("itz jus spit bebi")
 
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Yo

I cant read my own thread cuz i labelled it as NSFW and I need to use my id to then read it

Go on inceltears I got a reply
NAHHH YOU DIDNT POST ALL OF IT

YOU DIDNT POST ALL OF IT

POST ALL OF IT

EDIT IT RQ

THIS WILL BE SO FUN HAHAHA
 
NAHHH YOU DIDNT POST ALL OF IT

YOU DIDNT POST ALL OF IT

POST ALL OF IT

EDIT IT RQ

THIS WILL BE SO FUN HAHAHA
I CANT EVEN READ THE THREAD NIGGER

ITS LABELLED AS NSFW
 
NAHHH YOU DIDNT POST ALL OF IT

YOU DIDNT POST ALL OF IT

POST ALL OF IT

EDIT IT RQ

THIS WILL BE SO FUN HAHAHA
Let me post a whole new post
 
Let me post a whole new post
BROO I JS TAGGED U IN A NEW THREAD

AND THE ONES I LINKED

THIS WILL KARMA FARM SO MUCH

HAHAHAHA BRO GOOO GOO
 
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BROO I JS TAGGED U IN A NEW THREAD

AND THE ONES I LINKED

THIS WILL KARMA FARM SO MUCH

HAHAHAHA BRO GOOO GOO
Muh karma farm
 
Nah stop lying fat shit skin
 
Muh karma farm
BROO DO IT ITS SO FUNNYYYY SOO FUNNNYYY

THE ONE I TAGGED U IN AND THE ONES I LINKED

GOOO ITSS SOOO FUNNY

POST EVEYTHING

HAHAHAHA BRO PLZZ ITS SO FUNNY

I CANT SORP LAUGHING MY SHITTTTTT

THEO
 
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NOW MAKE A THREAD ABOUT IT

BROO THIS SHIT SO FUNNY RN LF.AOAOOAAOOAO
Wait is it posted

I cant see it again I think
 

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