Bitcoin as a minor (no apps)(no kyc)(strictparentcells gtfih)

lmnopq

lmnopq

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Low effort but this is exactly what I do:

Buy vannila visa gift cards at walmart

Open local coin swap and trade them for bitcoin

The trader I use trades for 25% above market (pretty good for this method of trade)

Send that bitcoin to your PROTON WALLET (online no app download nessisary)

Repeat this untill u have enough crypto for your order

Have your order delivered to friends house
(preferred,I do this)

If that’s not possible, use a domestic source so that shipping will only be a week and wait untill summer break or any school break to snipe the pack.

You can make this method better by buying a random item off the internet (so the parents see the purchase history) but you SEND IT TO A RANDOM PLACE this will make you parents think your package is the one they k ow you ordered-(for example 20$ creatine.)

There you go niggas

I do not condone purchase of illegal items
 
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Thanks nigga now im ordering 500 pressed xanax bars from torzon to sell to my iqlet classmates to afford gear
 
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Low effort but this is exactly what I do:

Buy vannila visa gift cards at walmart

Open local coin swap and trade them for bitcoin

The trader I use trades for 25% above market (pretty good for this method of trade)

Send that bitcoin to your PROTON WALLET (online no app download nessisary)

Repeat this untill u have enough crypto for your order

Have your order delivered to friends house
(preferred,I do this)

If that’s not possible, use a domestic source so that shipping will only be a week and wait untill summer break or any school break to snipe the pack.

You can make this method better by buying a random item off the internet (so the parents see the purchase history) but you SEND IT TO A RANDOM PLACE this will make you parents think your package is the one they k ow you ordered-(for example 20$ creatine.)

There you go niggas

I do not condone purchase of illegal items
Just use moonpay?
 
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Low effort but this is exactly what I do:

Buy vannila visa gift cards at walmart

Open local coin swap and trade them for bitcoin

The trader I use trades for 25% above market (pretty good for this method of trade)

Send that bitcoin to your PROTON WALLET (online no app download nessisary)

Repeat this untill u have enough crypto for your order

Have your order delivered to friends house
(preferred,I do this)

If that’s not possible, use a domestic source so that shipping will only be a week and wait untill summer break or any school break to snipe the pack.

You can make this method better by buying a random item off the internet (so the parents see the purchase history) but you SEND IT TO A RANDOM PLACE this will make you parents think your package is the one they k ow you ordered-(for example 20$ creatine.)

There you go niggas

I do not condone purchase of illegal items
Could you elaborate more on the wallet and where to address the package?
 

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