BigJimsWornOutTires
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Someone, or perhaps a group, began a meme during the Covid-19 shutdown. That meme trended across the USA in an epidemic wave via women's public restrooms, female gym locker rooms, parties, nail salons, and even family gatherings; women couldn't stop talking about it. LaQuinta Denise Jackson stated, "Shiet it be like wallfire. U feels me? I be at first, "No way! How that be work?" But shiet, it truth."
White male semen is believed to give black women white privilege. Although scientists claim that's a load of bullshit. But LaQuinta is a believer. "Yo, when I'm with my gurls and niggas and shiet, I'm a cracka hater. Fuck them crackas! You feels me? But when they not around, I be lurking for a white boi. His semen for my achieving. Aight?" She then high-fived me. "Woof woof woof!" Punching her fist into the air, she chimed a domestic animal yelp.
According to the meme, white male cum, when swallowed, produces a white privilege glow. Something like pheromones that we can't see. And so other white people will see the cumkeeper as one of theirs. But according to a DNA expert, "Get out of here. That's the stupidest thing I heard yet."
After my interview with LaQuinta, she asked her friends to leave and wait for her in the parking lot. And so I was saving the interview file on my laptop when suddenly, I felt movement under the desk. Then I felt hands. I looked down, and it was LaQuinta unzipping my khakis. "Shh," she gestured for silence with a finger crossing her lips. "I can't help it. I needs yo seeds." She dry-balled me.
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