Blackpills from girl I slayed from work GTFIH

[Catawampus]

Will come off as a brag thread but many people asked me to make it so if you don’t want to read it don’t.

Anyways I slayed the older chick at work I made a few threads about the past month. She dropped so many blackpills on my ass I was almost caging irl as she was telling me. My stats: 6 ft, 21 years old, 6 psl, 12% body fat (visible abs), 7 inch
x 5.7 dick last measured but I’ve been doing pe so might have increased.

Blackpill 1: She said “you have abs??” in a shocked voice after I took my shirt off. Just be lean pill strikes again.

Blackpill 2: she kept going on about how nice my hair was and playing with it. I have curtains.

Blackpill 3: Told me “you’re so pretty, I could lick your abs,” felt like a shot of morphine just hit me when she said that from all the dopamine. I shave my chest and arms which is why she said that, just lol if you think a girl is going to say that to a masc ogre covered in body hair.

Blackpill 4: I had trouble fitting my dick in, so much for muh muh loose roasties, she said I was either extremely large or her other partners were extremely pathetic, I was her largest dick to date.


Blackpill 5: She was astonished at how long I was able to fuck her, I had taken ashwaghanda and horny goat weed a few hours before going out with her so I was fucking her for hours without busting. Said she was shocked and couldn’t believe how long I was able to go, I made her tap out several times. Nofap+cardio+supplements pill for insane sex boost.


Blackpill 6: Going back to the blackpill on hair earlier, we were talking about hair and I asked her “what if I was bald” and she made a gagging face. Also told me she thinks the majority of men who hit on her are disgusting because they are overweight hairy fucks thinking they have a chance with her. I was clean shaven, with curtains, shaved arms, chest, balls and dick. Will also trim my leg hair when I meet up with her again.

Blackpill 7: She told me it was my personality that made her want to fuck me because most men are stiff, uptight, boring assholes meanwhile I was charismatic as fuck. almost caged at this one irl.

Edit: almost forgot this one, she told me I looked like a young Thomas Shelby from peaky blinders jfl.
Tagging users from last thread: @PrimeChico @Vermilioncore @thereallegend @gymmaxedhorse @Pendejo @Chinacurry @Thyroidoverrope33

 

[Vermilioncore]

I exist to suffer then die can’t relate to your Chad stories

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Brag thread reported for bragging

 

[Deleted member 20519]

Show face

 

[Catawampus]

Show face

XD

 

[_MVP_]

Plot twist op is ethnic and she was ugly

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Plot twist op is ethnic and she was ugly

Real

 

[Catawampus]

Plot twist op is ethnic and she was ugly

Both white

 

[Deleted member 21146]

Damn
Happy for you hopefully you will suffer later in life like us

 

[Deleted member 17448]

I know you are legit because I've been told nearly the exact same things you have several times. If you slay you should show face and body tho. You will shut down lots of rabid rotters.

 

[Catawampus]

Damn
Happy for you hopefull you will suffer later in life like us

What’s funny is I already suffered an extreme amount during my teen years, I was utterly subhuman, even was self harming but on my face instead of wrists because I hated how I looked so much. went through four years of diehard looksmaxxing to go from 3.5 at best to 6 psl , mostly caused by ccw rotation of the maxilla.

 

[Deleted member 21146]

What’s funny is I already suffered an extreme amount during my teen years, I was utterly subhuman, even was self harming but on my face instead of wrists because I hated how I looked so much. went through four years of diehard looksmaxxing to go from 3.5 at best to 6 psl , mostly caused by ccw rotation of the maxilla.

U hard mewed??? Or got surgery or bonesmashed

 

[Catawampus]

I know you are legit because I've been told nearly the exact same things you have several times. If you slay you should show face and body tho. You will shut down lots of rabid rotters.

I’ve sent some users I trust my pics before, might post a body pic but I cant really risk a face pic on here

 

[Deleted member 21146]

I’ve sent some users I trust my pics before, might post a body pic but I cant really risk a face pic on here

Can you dm me i wontpost it i promise

 

[Catawampus]

U hard mewed??? Or got surgery or bonesmashed

I hard mewed, chin tucked, face pulled(made my own face puller out of dental material), chewed 10 plus pieces of gum for ten hours a day four days a week for years, skin maxxed etc. i went from recessed jaw and chin to extremely defined mandible, long ramus, and chin projection.

 

[Deleted member 21146]

I hard mewed, chin tucked, face pulled(made my own face puller out of dental material), chewed 10 plus pieces of gum for ten hours a day four days a week for years, skin maxxed etc. i went from recessed jaw and chin to extremely defined mandible, long ramus, and chin projection.

Wtfff. How do you face pull? And how often did you hard mewed? What was yours starting age?

 

[Catawampus]

Wtfff. How do you face pull? And how often did you hard mewed? What was yours starting age?

Started at 17, I’m 21 now. I hard mewed all the time I wasn’t chewing gum, I attribute most of my gains to chewing tbh. My zygos even grew from the constant insane forces exerted by the ten pieces of falim gum. Went from no ogee curve to a defined one. The facepuller was a royal pain in the ass to use while sleeping, was like a medieval torture device

 

[mightyravendark]

Blackpill 3: Told me “you’re so pretty, I could lick your abs,” felt like a shot of morphine just hit me when she said that from all the dopamine. I shave my chest and arms which is why she said that, just lol if you think a girl is going to say that to a masc ogre covered in body hair.

Incorrect. I've had exes that bitched at me after I shaved my chest cause they liked my bodyhair so much. None of them were older than 22. Some girls like bodyhair some don't. Usually appreciation for bodyhair is higher when they're ovulating than when menstruating.

 

[elld101]

This sounds like redpill. All I got from this is you need abs, hair, clean shaven body, and dick size. All attainable or fraudable (until the bedroom).

Abs are not visible. Dick size is not visible. Hair is something most people have. Shaving is something people can do if not lazy.


Either OP is gigachad or fucked a desperate Becky. I think latter.

 

[Deleted member 21146]

The facepuller was a royal pain in the ass to use while sleeping, was like a medieval torture device

I though u thumbpulled Wtf is facepuller? Some dentist shit probably

 

[Catawampus]

I though u thumbpulled Wtf is facepuller? Some dentist shit probably

I made it myself at home using dental acrylic, nails, a pressure pot, a dremal, a neck brace and rubber bands. It pulled only the top of the palate aka maxilla without touching teeth. I also made a palate expander at home but didn’t use it often.

 

[Deleted member 21146]

I made it myself at home using dental acrylic, nails, a pressure pot, a dremal, a neck brace and rubber bands. It pulled only the top of the palate aka maxilla without touching teeth. I also made a palate expander at home but didn’t use it often.

Can u dm me photo of your device if u dont mind?

 

[Catawampus]

Can u dm me photo of your device if u dont mind?

Sure

 

[stevielake]

Hairpill is underrated.

Left is a baldcel on .org the right is a slayer.

 

[BoneDensity]

What's your laycount op?

 

[gymmaxedhorse]

Happy for you OP mirin the Thomas Shelby comparison too, cillian Murphy slays for sure. Also grooming is essential even if she likes body hair it has to be maintained and not a wild mess.

 

[Geoff2024]

What’s funny is I already suffered an extreme amount during my teen years, I was utterly subhuman, even was self harming but on my face instead of wrists because I hated how I looked so much. went through four years of diehard looksmaxxing to go from 3.5 at best to 6 psl , mostly caused by ccw rotation of the maxilla.

how lod are you

 

[Deleted member 18776]

I know you are legit because I've been told nearly the exact same things you have several times. If you slay you should show face and body tho. You will shut down lots of rabid rotters.

7 inch x 5.7 dick last measured but I’ve been doing pe so might have increased.

Blackpill 4: I had trouble fitting my dick in, so much for muh muh loose roasties, she said I was either extremely large or her other partners were extremely pathetic, I was her largest dick to date.

im starting to think this is legit chads.org
i think big dick chads like everyone here are more prone to being ugly mentally ill fuckers that end up on here.
legit all of our energies went into developing dick size and left us subhuman with peanuts brain @JOJOcel @Catawampus @Growth Plate

 

[disillusioned]

Blackpill 3: Told me “you’re so pretty, I could lick your abs,” felt like a shot of morphine just hit me when she said that from all the dopamine. I shave my chest and arms which is why she said that, just lol if you think a girl is going to say that to a masc ogre covered in body hair.

I've said this so many times...

The ONLY reason so-called 'masculine' men have historically been successful is that they simply beat the shit out of all the prettyboys. When actually allowed to choose (never been the case throughout history until recently) they will NOT pick with 'manly' men but rather the pretty/cute boys.

 

[litaz]

W but how did you slay her, did she give you IOIS and then you took her on a date from work, do you guys have conversations etc just wondering and are your abs insanely chiseled and what products and hair styling technique do you do. You seem to be prettyboymaxxed but I wonder if NT personality helps

 

[SEPRAY]

Blackpill 7: She told me it was my personality that made her want to fuck me because most men are stiff, uptight, boring assholes meanwhile I was charismatic as fuck. almost caged at this one irl.

 

[Catawampus]

W but how did you slay her, did she give you IOIS and then you took her on a date from work, do you guys have conversations etc just wondering and are your abs insanely chiseled and what products and hair styling technique do you do. You seem to be prettyboymaxxed but I wonder if NT personality helps

She had been making blatantly sexual comments to me at work for weeks, referencing my dick, etc. so I asked her out on a date, took her home after and fucked her. My abs are defined, I’m at about 12% bf rn trying to cut back down to 10 where I was a couple weeks ago but still have visible six pack.

For hair I have it styled in curtains down the middle, I use a bit of clay and a hair dryer to shape them up. I also wear a chain and bracelet to add to my NT levels. Also just talking shit helps immensely

 

[Eren]

What’s funny is I already suffered an extreme amount during my teen years, I was utterly subhuman, even was self harming but on my face instead of wrists because I hated how I looked so much. went through four years of diehard looksmaxxing to go from 3.5 at best to 6 psl , mostly caused by ccw rotation of the maxilla.

Surgery?

 

[190cm90kg]

 

[Mr_Norwood]

What is ashwaghanda

 

[ray]

erm..mogged much???

 

[Patient A]

What is ashwaghanda

Mr_Norwood​

baldcel​

Joined Mar 17, 2019 Posts10,830

 

[Xangsane]

Will come off as a brag thread but many people asked me to make it so if you don’t want to read it don’t.

Anyways I slayed the older chick at work I made a few threads about the past month. She dropped so many blackpills on my ass I was almost caging irl as she was telling me. My stats: 6 ft, 21 years old, 6 psl, 12% body fat (visible abs), 7 inch
x 5.7 dick last measured but I’ve been doing pe so might have increased.

Blackpill 1: She said “you have abs??” in a shocked voice after I took my shirt off. Just be lean pill strikes again.

Blackpill 2: she kept going on about how nice my hair was and playing with it. I have curtains.

Blackpill 3: Told me “you’re so pretty, I could lick your abs,” felt like a shot of morphine just hit me when she said that from all the dopamine. I shave my chest and arms which is why she said that, just lol if you think a girl is going to say that to a masc ogre covered in body hair.

Blackpill 4: I had trouble fitting my dick in, so much for muh muh loose roasties, she said I was either extremely large or her other partners were extremely pathetic, I was her largest dick to date.


Blackpill 5: She was astonished at how long I was able to fuck her, I had taken ashwaghanda and horny goat weed a few hours before going out with her so I was fucking her for hours without busting. Said she was shocked and couldn’t believe how long I was able to go, I made her tap out several times. Nofap+cardio+supplements pill for insane sex boost.


Blackpill 6: Going back to the blackpill on hair earlier, we were talking about hair and I asked her “what if I was bald” and she made a gagging face. Also told me she thinks the majority of men who hit on her are disgusting because they are overweight hairy fucks thinking they have a chance with her. I was clean shaven, with curtains, shaved arms, chest, balls and dick. Will also trim my leg hair when I meet up with her again.

Blackpill 7: She told me it was my personality that made her want to fuck me because most men are stiff, uptight, boring assholes meanwhile I was charismatic as fuck. almost caged at this one irl.

Edit: almost forgot this one, she told me I looked like a young Thomas Shelby from peaky blinders jfl.
Tagging users from last thread: @PrimeChico @Vermilioncore @thereallegend @gymmaxedhorse @Pendejo @Chinacurry @Thyroidoverrope33

Are you actually 6 PSL?

 

[Xangsane]

Can u dm me photo of your device if u dont mind?

@Catawampus

 

[Xangsane]

@Catawampus And you're going to be a male model soon. Mirin
Lay count?