Blind datelossus

[Weed]

Hey, since we're going on that blind date tonight, I've been thinking constantly about what you look like and how handsome you must be. Could you send me a picture of yourself, even though I know it's cheating I just can't wait to see your face any longer.
Yeah sure, here's part of my face, you'll see the rest tonight at the date

 

[Gargantuan]

 

[penis3]

potato faced bloated slayer

over if ur not round like a balloon in 2020

 

[Deleted member 7240]

What the hell is this fan fiction?

 

[Deleted member 5143]

“Less talking more fucking, Chad”