Bloat is not real

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This is the biggest meme in this community.
I never get bloated, my cheeks are hollow all day no matter if i just ate a 2000 calories pizza followed by a 800 cals burger along 1L of diet coke.

If you have the bones for it and are lean enough (9-11% bf), you’re not gonna get bloated, or it’s gonna be unnoticeable, because there is no fat where water is to be retained

If you get bloated you’re either fat or supposed to be bloated because you’re a soft faced guy

tldr: bloat is cope, water
 
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"bloat isnt real cuz i never get bloated"
 
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This is the biggest meme in this community.
I never get bloated, my cheeks are hollow all day no matter if i just ate a 2000 calories pizza followed by a 800 cals burger along 1L of diet coke.

If you have the bones for it and are lean enough (9-11% bf), you’re not gonna get bloated, or it’s gonna be unnoticeable, because there is no fat where water is to be retained

If you get bloated you’re either fat or supposed to be bloated because you’re a soft faced guy

tldr: bloat is cope, water
You should finger fuck yourself live on TikTok with how retarded you are.
 
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Reality is most people don't have basic bonemass
 
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As you get older your metabolism slows down. You are probably a highschooler
 
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You should finger fuck yourself live on TikTok with how retarded you are.
Debunk me and be polite, we live in a civilized society
 
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As you get older your metabolism slows down. You are probably a highschooler
Nah im an adult also fast metabolism is a buzz word ye ig u burn 200 cals more thats not what makes u fat
 
Debunk me and be polite, we live in a civilized society
Facial bloating (facial edema) is a well-documented physiological, dietary, and sometimes medical phenomenon. It occurs when excess fluid, or in some cases fat, accumulates in the facial tissues, causing a rounder, swollen, or puffy appearance, particularly around the eyes and cheeks. The most common cause of a bloated face is water retention, often triggered by diet or lifestyle.
 
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Facial bloating (facial edema) is a well-documented physiological, dietary, and sometimes medical phenomenon. It occurs when excess fluid, or in some cases fat, accumulates in the facial tissues, causing a rounder, swollen, or puffy appearance, particularly around the eyes and cheeks. The most common cause of a bloated face is water retention, often triggered by diet or lifestyle.
Yeah u said it water is stored in tissue, the tissue in question being fat, no fat=no tissue for water to be stored in, or very little. I can show u people who never get bloated all year around
 
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Yeah u said it water is stored in tissue, the tissue in question being fat, no fat=no tissue for water to be stored in, or very little. I can show u people who never get bloated all year around
went from "bloat is not real" to "some people don't get bloated" :lul:
 
Yeah u said it water is stored in tissue, the tissue in question being fat, no fat=no tissue for water to be stored in, or very little. I can show u people who never get bloated all year around
not all tissue is fat bro what
 
This is the biggest meme in this community.
I never get bloated, my cheeks are hollow all day no matter if i just ate a 2000 calories pizza followed by a 800 cals burger along 1L of diet coke.

If you have the bones for it and are lean enough (9-11% bf), you’re not gonna get bloated, or it’s gonna be unnoticeable, because there is no fat where water is to be retained

If you get bloated you’re either fat or supposed to be bloated because you’re a soft faced guy

tldr: bloat is cope, water
bloat is real retard heres an example he had insane amount of sodium/calories the day before.

 
This is the biggest meme in this community.
I never get bloated, my cheeks are hollow all day no matter if i just ate a 2000 calories pizza followed by a 800 cals burger along 1L of diet coke.

If you have the bones for it and are lean enough (9-11% bf), you’re not gonna get bloated, or it’s gonna be unnoticeable, because there is no fat where water is to be retained

If you get bloated you’re either fat or supposed to be bloated because you’re a soft faced guy

tldr: bloat is cope, water
nigger wtf does Ts even mean:lul:
 
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"I smoke cigs and I dont have cancer"
 
bloat is real retard heres an example he had insane amount of sodium/calories the day before.


He has a weak facial structure lol
 
'have good bones and low bf so bloat isn't real' yup makes sense
 
actually true tbh i wanna get down to <8% so bad just so i can run higher dosages of test and still look good instead of looking like a fucking puffy fag
 
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Some people shouldn’t be allowed to talk
 
This is the biggest meme in this community.
I never get bloated, my cheeks are hollow all day no matter if i just ate a 2000 calories pizza followed by a 800 cals burger along 1L of diet coke.

If you have the bones for it and are lean enough (9-11% bf), you’re not gonna get bloated, or it’s gonna be unnoticeable, because there is no fat where water is to be retained

If you get bloated you’re either fat or supposed to be bloated because you’re a soft faced guy

tldr: bloat is cope, water
Guys here’s my anecdote proving why something science has proven isn’t real
 
Yeah u said it water is stored in tissue, the tissue in question being fat, no fat=no tissue for water to be stored in, or very little. I can show u people who never get bloated all year around
You do realize your tissue consists of more than fat right?
 
Nigga has never used test in high doses
 

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