Bloat + Ultra Softmaxxing = Uncanny PSL God

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Like at firdt glance with me slightly jutted and softmaxxed to mumbai and back. The end result is some uncanny mfer who should be very good looking but judt looks weird so in other words unrateable. My face is unrateable. There needs to be another scale to rate my uncanny ass

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Like I look good but not really attractive to the female gender idk how to explain

 

[FunkyFlamingo]

10/10 chad, would slay in club

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

10/10 chad, would slay in club

Bro I love u but also hate you cuz of these troll comments so brah

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

10/10 chad, would slay in club

Actually if u get to know me I am just an innocent dude who is nice to everyone. Idk why I have haters I mean if yall hate me aoamming the same thing over and over just ignore its not that hard jfl

 

[julioo27_]

nigga how do you even squint like that holy shit

 

[julioo27_]

nevermind mirin the uncanny looks ngl keep working bro

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Literally everyones first impression of me is of he is full of himself that ugly dude looks uncanny muh this dude is narcy. I mean yeah these things ste true but in the end I am just a nice/chill guy who is just there

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

nigga how do you even squint like that holy shit

Bloat makes it easier u should try it. Sometimes I dint even try and my eyes look like a gook

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

nevermind mirin the uncanny looks ngl keep working bro

How do I get uncannier than this hahaaha by dying my hair purple?

 

[julioo27_]

Bloat makes it easier u should try it. Sometimes I dint even try and my eyes look like a gook

for me bloat just makes me look like a baby if he swallowed a balloon, havent debloated properly though, just changed up my diet (quit junk and processed food), but its one of my great flaws, my genes for it are utter dogshit

 

[FunkyFlamingo]

Actually if u get to know me I am just an innocent dude who is nice to everyone. Idk why I have haters I mean if yall hate me aoamming the same thing over and over just ignore its not that hard jfl

they hate u because u used to post 20 times a day, but I support you bhai

 

[julioo27_]

How do I get uncannier than this hahaaha by dying my hair purple?

maybe by opening your eyes a bit more im not even trying to insult you like genuine advice they look too hooded for me, but overall i think you are good tbh, mirin the physique fr im a skinnycel

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

for me bloat just makes me look like a baby if he swallowed a balloon, havent debloated properly though, just changed up my diet (quit junk and processed food), but its one of my great flaws, my genes for it are utter dogshit

Interesting fastfood actually debloats me. Bad sleep bloats me to mumbai

 

[Diego11]

Like at firdt glance with me slightly jutted and softmaxxed to mumbai and back. The end result is some uncanny mfer who should be very good looking but judt looks weird so in other words unrateable. My face is unrateable. There needs to be another scale to rate my uncanny ass

bro mogs me to the grave

 

[julioo27_]

Interesting fastfood actually debloats me. Bad sleep bloats me to mumbai

lmao almost everything bloats me specially getting bad sleep

 

[sham]

Like at firdt glance with me slightly jutted and softmaxxed to mumbai and back. The end result is some uncanny mfer who should be very good looking but judt looks weird so in other words unrateable. My face is unrateable. There needs to be another scale to rate my uncanny ass

i miss chubbyflamingo

honestly atp there's no other option

 

[Mrinfinityx]

Like at firdt glance with me slightly jutted and softmaxxed to mumbai and back. The end result is some uncanny mfer who should be very good looking but judt looks weird so in other words unrateable. My face is unrateable. There needs to be another scale to rate my uncanny ass

Here is ur way to cut the the pantheon of uncaniness far away from mere mortals

 

[d1_bloatcell]

Nothing about this is NT, ngl

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

i miss chubbyflamingo

honestly atp there's no other option

Wdym no option. I am always chubby ahhh