Blue dye makes you shit green

[Vermilioncore]

I was drinking a blue drink the other day. When I went to take a shit, the shit was green. I got scared because online it says that green shit could be blood that is from the small intestine. So I was trembling thinking God pulled my card and was about to summon me to hell. But then I realized that I drank something blue.

Tldr:

blue drink = Green shit

 

[turkproducer]