bluepilled parents intimidated by my ascension plan

[Kelly Oubre Jr]

told my parents that i want to get botox in my forehead to get rid of forehead wrinkles and smoothen my skin and they said "oh my god thats so dangerous it can paralyse your whole face"

thank god i didnt tell them about all the steroids and peptides i plan to take

 

[Deleted member 77134]

Wow ,so this is what you have been up to ? I am your father btw, I created this account to stalk you and see what dangerous things you were planning to do ,once I return home we are going to have a discussion mister (no steroids for you)

 

[Kelly Oubre Jr]

Wow ,so this is what you have been up to ? I am your father btw, I created this account to stalk you and see what dangerous things you were planning to do ,once I return home we are going to have a discussion mister (no steroids for you)

fuck you shouldve given me better genetics

 

[Nims]

told my parents that i want to get botox in my forehead to get rid of forehead wrinkles and smoothen my skin and they said "oh my god thats so dangerous it can paralyse your whole face"

thank god i didnt tell them about all the steroids and peptides i plan to take

Its probably a good idea not to tell them about anything you have planned, In the future. The most NT thing you can do is pretend you dont even know what Looksmaxxing is.

And if anyone ever asks or suspects something just larp.

 

[Kelly Oubre Jr]

Its probably a good idea not to tell them about anything you have planned, In the future. The most NT thing you can do is pretend you dont even know what Looksmaxxing is.

And if anyone ever asks or suspects something just larp.

im NT with pretty much everyone else just completely non NT with my parents

 

[Deleted member 18066]

Men aren’t supposed to cheat their genetics

 

[Deleted member 81358]

they are ovER

 

[CoreSchizo]

Everyone plans to take shit while I’m over here blasting everything under the sun JFL

 

[Kelly Oubre Jr]

Everyone plans to take shit while I’m over here blasting everything under the sun JFL

only thing stopping me rn is living at home once i move back to uni i can ascend

 

[6PSLcel]

Men aren’t supposed to cheat their genetics

bullshit life

 

[letsdoit]

only thing stopping me rn is living at home once i move back to uni i can ascend

What all are you guys taking rn?

Hgh peptides?

 

[letsdoit]

Everyone plans to take shit while I’m over here blasting everything under the sun JFL

What all are you guys taking rn?
Cjc and mk?

 

[Kelly Oubre Jr]

What all are you guys taking rn?

Hgh peptides?

What all are you guys taking rn?
Cjc and mk?

no none of this shit lmao they are so bad for you

 

[perpetuallytired]

Its probably a good idea not to tell them about anything you have planned, In the future. The most NT thing you can do is pretend you dont even know what Looksmaxxing is.

And if anyone ever asks or suspects something just larp.

Yeah. Unless you need their financial support for it, don't tell em shit.

 

[perpetuallytired]

told my parents that i want to get botox in my forehead to get rid of forehead wrinkles and smoothen my skin and they said "oh my god thats so dangerous it can paralyse your whole face"

thank god i didnt tell them about all the steroids and peptides i plan to take

Also jfl botox is so minor. Imagine if u told them u wanted to get bimax or ll.

 

[asdvek]

Men aren’t supposed to cheat their genetics

or what

 

[Kelly Oubre Jr]

Also jfl botox is so minor. Imagine if u told them u wanted to get bimax or ll.

literally i only brought it up cuz we were watching tv and my dad said "you can tell he got botox" about the presenter who was like 50 with mogger skin (so my dad was literally mirin) but then when i said "im gonna get botox for my forehead" he freaked tf out

 

[letsdoit]

no none of this shit lmao they are so bad for you

Not really but then which are you referring to?

 

[Kelly Oubre Jr]

Not really but then which are you referring to?

first of all, if youre taking them for height then theyre not even gonna help that much, you cant go from 5'6 to 6'3 or whatever most people thinks gonna happen

and the people taking them for height are likely early teens, and taking them at that age (ESPECIALLY MK677) is very likely to cause brain danage and fuck up your mental development

third diabetes (again, especially MK677)

fourth unwanted growth of certain facial features like the nose will fuck up your whole appearance

fifth if you run them for too long or too high doses organ growth will majorly fuck you up

sixth they rapidly age you, you can end up looking 10+ years older than you actually are and fuck up your collagen

generally anything growth hormone related isnt worth it unless its pharma-grade HGH accompanied by regular bloodwork and proper ancillaries, ideally all under doctor supervision after getting the HGH prescribed

 

[letsdoit]

first of all, if youre taking them for height then theyre not even gonna help that much, you cant go from 5'6 to 6'3 or whatever most people thinks gonna happen

and the people taking them for height are likely early teens, and taking them at that age (ESPECIALLY MK677) is very likely to cause brain danage and fuck up your mental development

third diabetes (again, especially MK677)

fourth unwanted growth of certain facial features like the nose will fuck up your whole appearance

fifth if you run them for too long or too high doses organ growth will majorly fuck you up

sixth they rapidly age you, you can end up looking 10+ years older than you actually are and fuck up your collagen

generally anything growth hormone related isnt worth it unless its pharma-grade HGH accompanied by regular bloodwork and proper ancillaries, ideally all under doctor supervision after getting the HGH prescribed

A lot of people have ascended from these though FYI

But you still didn’t answer my question on which you are referring to when you said you all the stuff you are planning to blast

 

[Kelly Oubre Jr]

A lot of people have ascended from these though FYI

But you still didn’t answer my question on which you are referring to when you said you all the stuff you are planning to blast

atm im planning to do var, test, bpc157, mt2

and i never said im gonna blast

 

[letsdoit]

atm im planning to do var, test, bpc157, mt2

and i never said im gonna blast

Anything to keep hair? Topical ru/minox?
Bpc 157 is good for gut health but that’s it

 

[Kelly Oubre Jr]

Anything to keep hair? Topical ru/minox?

no

Bpc 157 is good for gut health but that’s it

extremely false lmao. even if it was true you do realise that "good for gut health" is literally one the best effects. your gut health affects EVERYTHING

 

[halloweed]

A lot of people have ascended from these though FYI

Who?

 

[letsdoit]

no

extremely false lmao. even if it was true you do realise that "good for gut health" is literally one the best effects. your gut health affects EVERYTHING

Do you just not care if test or var makes you lose hair?


What purpose are you running bpc for?

 

[Kelly Oubre Jr]

Do you just not care if test or var makes you lose hair?

they wont make me lose hair

What purpose are you running bpc for?

1. the general reason is because its so good for you
2. it will benefit penis enlargement
3. its very good for tendon strengthening which will help my athletic training

 

[übermog]

the steroids and peptides i plan to take

what u gonna take

 

[Kelly Oubre Jr]

what u gonna take

atm im planning to do var, test, bpc157, mt2

 

[übermog]

y test its unhealthy af

 

[Kelly Oubre Jr]

y test its unhealthy af

if its so unhealthy why do my balls make so much of it

 

[übermog]

if its so unhealthy why do my balls make so much of it

ok theres no way ur english or maybe ur mother got raped by a sand nigger idk theres no way you are that dumb with english genes