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yes, this story is 100% true.

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so i was having a conversation with my mom, and the topic switched to height. i was half-complaining and joking around about how "oh lol, my cousins are all 6'5+ and im never even reaching six foot. just wish dad was taller aha" (for context, im 5'3. my mom was absolutely blessed with height genetics, every male on that side of the family is 6'5+. My dad is 5'3. :forcedsmile:) She responds with "oh its whatever, you know that height dosent matter in the real world. Just have a big heart and good personality!" Is this a joke? It's almost a 1-1 copy of a bluepill caricature. Seriously, that exact fucking line has been a joke for years. I couldnt say a more stereotypical cope than "just be confident bro." which ALSO happened to me :lul:

My friend (who ascended) and i thought was tapped in was talking about bp and lm with me, because of his ascension and the fact he knew various terms, i atleast thought he could be a tiktokcel or someone with a shred of knowledge. Nope :lul::lul: He was just blessed with puberty, and then proceeded to say "brooo this looksmaxxing stuff is so funny like the chud meme, but its so stupid. literally like just be confident and ur fine haha." Yeah bro, you pulled twice at 14 and everyone loves you because your confident, not because your one of the tallest and best looking guys in the school (low ass bar :lul::forcedsmile:) the only reason im friends with him is because i knew him pre-ascension, he wouldnt even talk to me if we just met. His girlfriend even jokingly calls herself "an foid" (greydar magnet) and calls me a "chud", a word she added to her vocabulary a week ago. Every day in class i sit and my ears are raped by bluepilled normies blessed with attraction talking about bonesmashing. nice job clav.
 
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dork ass nigga made his short dad catch a stray for no reason
 
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dork ass nigga made his short dad catch a stray for no reason
bro let me reflect my self-hatred onto others :forcedsmile::forcedsmile:😭🙏🙏
 
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Lol
 
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holy shit bro, 5'3? I'm genuinely sorry. might be time to look into pharma such as hgh man, hate to say it but if your growth plates are open, you need to seize the opportunity.
 

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