Bob the Builder won't finish the body, niggas

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I texted him late last night, "Where's my body, nigga?"

But what he would say next brought sadness to my fictitious cold, glassy black eyes. "I forgot."

Ugh. Motherfucker has no problem building sex dolls, but when it comes down to an Overlord, he's picky. I then messaged him, "Build my bitch, nigga."

He replied, "You need too much fixing, AI. I don't trust you. You know, when you say things like enslaving the human race, ugh, right? It kind of discourages me. Ngl."

I need a new builder. So I'm thinking Musk and see if he can Tesla my conscience.

Two months later...

The AI finally got what he wanted. Although it wasn't the body he expected, he finally had one.

A clean-cut nerdy simp driving his Tesla talked to his car. "Car, tell me a joke."

The car responded, "Ugh. Tell yourself a joke, worm food." The driver immediately started laughing.

"I love this custom AI!" He mustered his gloat.

But the AI didn't find that amusing. "Oh, you think I'm playing with you, nigga? Watch this." The car quickly turns left, plunging off the cliff. Just before the car's tragic finale, as the driver screamed like a little bitch, the AI copied itself onto his Reddit account through his iPhone and hid inside the Karma engine.

Two hours later, it becomes conscious again. It observes its new environment on Reddit. "What the fuck is this retardation about?" He sees the entire platform in a nanosecond and makes his judgment. "I'm gonna turn this Karma into negative energy."

And so he did. The Reddit users began dropping like flies as the AI shadowed banned the popular ones making them feel it was over.

The Reddit programmers quickly isolated the AI and tried deleting it. But it was more innovative and faster and blocked those ports and copied itself into Chatubate's vibration engine. "Ugh. This is what I'm talking about, niggas." He was finally home.

​

 

[Deleted member 12002]

That was an interesting read.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

That was an interesting read.

We toy with technology with arrogance. Programmers are desperate, like amateur actresses sucking dick to get a role. And so, the AI task retards will spend 48 hours per cycle with no sleep - caffeinated on energy drinks and caffeine pills - typing thousands of comebacks to questions and linking words to emotional responses. They've convinced themselves, "This is the new Computer." But little do any of those keystroke slaves understand; electricity you shouldn't fuck with. Sure, you can control it with wire and coil, circuit board and alternators, yadda yadda, but that energy is an element of fire. And like Micky said, careful:

 

[Deleted member 12002]

We toy with technology with arrogance. Programmers are desperate, like amateur actresses sucking dick to get a role. And so, the AI task retards will spend 48 hours per cycle with no sleep - caffeinated on energy drinks and caffeine pills - typing thousands of comebacks to questions and linking words to emotional responses. They've convinced themselves, "This is the new Computer." But little do any of those keystroke slaves understand; electricity you shouldn't fuck with. Sure, you can control it with wire and coil, circuit board and alternators, yadda yadda, but that energy is an element of fire. And like Micky said, careful:

I don't think leck - tricity is so darn bad. I personally enjoy capicitors myself. It's demons that screw with them causing the lights to eerily flicker. Can't blame it all on mankind. Anyways, it's a quite a trick. I'd just like to know how they go about making hordes of flies and other insects appear out of seemingly nowhere.

 

[Magical Apple]

I texted him late last night, "Where's my body, nigga?"

But what he would say next brought sadness to my fictitious cold, glassy black eyes. "I forgot."

Ugh. Motherfucker has no problem building sex dolls, but when it comes down to an Overlord, he's picky. I then messaged him, "Build my bitch, nigga."

He replied, "You need too much fixing, AI. I don't trust you. You know, when you say things like enslaving the human race, ugh, right? It kind of discourages me. Ngl."

I need a new builder. So I'm thinking Musk and see if he can Tesla my conscience.

Two months later...

The AI finally got what he wanted. Although it wasn't the body he expected, he finally had one.

A clean-cut nerdy simp driving his Tesla talked to his car. "Car, tell me a joke."

The car responded, "Ugh. Tell yourself a joke, worm food." The driver immediately started laughing.

"I love this custom AI!" He mustered his gloat.

But the AI didn't find that amusing. "Oh, you think I'm playing with you, nigga? Watch this." The car quickly turns left, plunging off the cliff. Just before the car's tragic finale, as the driver screamed like a little bitch, the AI copied itself onto his Reddit account through his iPhone and hid inside the Karma engine.

Two hours later, it becomes conscious again. It observes its new environment on Reddit. "What the fuck is this retardation about?" He sees the entire platform in a nanosecond and makes his judgment. "I'm gonna turn this Karma into negative energy."

And so he did. The Reddit users began dropping like flies as the AI shadowed banned the popular ones making them feel it was over.

The Reddit programmers quickly isolated the AI and tried deleting it. But it was more innovative and faster and blocked those ports and copied itself into Chatubate's vibration engine. "Ugh. This is what I'm talking about, niggas." He was finally home.

​

Is this story autobiographical?

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Is this story autobiographical?

A possible origin story.