ranierean
Felix Biederman of Chapo Trap House 🚬🚂✊
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I’m an oldcel so I can safely assume that my looksmatch had about 15 years of active sex life–completely expected for someone on the combined pill, which is… most women.
Let’s be generous and say that on average she had sex weekly: that would mean 782 sexual encounters–it could be the same guy, it could be 782... men. Holy shit… And that’s just weekends.
Maybe she’s not as active and only had sex once a month (lol). That’s still… 180 cocks… Nürburgring mileage in penises… The Keystone Pipeline ...of semen...
Maybe she’s a total femcel and it’s every 3 months? That’s 60. Sixty. STILL SIXTY.
You can imagine a completely mental totally undesirable trufemcel of course but at this point why should anyone care? Bite the bullet and go for the whore, she still has some energy left in her. No one out there is as incel as I am–aside from me.
Just LDAR. Just be gay. Just marry an escort or a pornstar in hopes that her mercenary attitude towards men could actually benefit you. Who knows, maybe she actually has had her fill? Sex work has robust hygiene standards that would put most women to shame–and it’s not like porn producers are interested in tearing holes, harming their staff… they’re not doing it for the joy of the thing or the outtakes… If I'm marrying Rena Fukiishi I'm technically cucking all of the men that she has been with + every single poor sod that took his willy out for her videos. I would also have easily accessible mementos from the times when she was at her prime, not many can say this!
Let’s be generous and say that on average she had sex weekly: that would mean 782 sexual encounters–it could be the same guy, it could be 782... men. Holy shit… And that’s just weekends.
Maybe she’s not as active and only had sex once a month (lol). That’s still… 180 cocks… Nürburgring mileage in penises… The Keystone Pipeline ...of semen...
Maybe she’s a total femcel and it’s every 3 months? That’s 60. Sixty. STILL SIXTY.
You can imagine a completely mental totally undesirable trufemcel of course but at this point why should anyone care? Bite the bullet and go for the whore, she still has some energy left in her. No one out there is as incel as I am–aside from me.
Just LDAR. Just be gay. Just marry an escort or a pornstar in hopes that her mercenary attitude towards men could actually benefit you. Who knows, maybe she actually has had her fill? Sex work has robust hygiene standards that would put most women to shame–and it’s not like porn producers are interested in tearing holes, harming their staff… they’re not doing it for the joy of the thing or the outtakes… If I'm marrying Rena Fukiishi I'm technically cucking all of the men that she has been with + every single poor sod that took his willy out for her videos. I would also have easily accessible mementos from the times when she was at her prime, not many can say this!
