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1) restrict to only 500 calories a day
2) eat once every day
3) exercise to exhaustion
4) repeat steps 1-3
 
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you will fail in 1 day
 
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1) restrict to only 500 calories a day
2) eat once every day
3) exercise to exhaustion
4) repeat steps 1-3
Does this leave room for 2 beers if you don't eat anything else that day?
 
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Does this leave room for 2 beers if you don't eat anything else that day?
As long as I am within or below 500 calories then it’s all good. How big are the cups you are using for the beer man.
 
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Cope I will lose 60 pounds in 6 months
been there done that. you will not last a single day. that's not how you lose weight.
 
As long as I am within or below 500 calories then it’s all good. How big are the cups you are using for the beer man.
They're 50 cl cans of strong beer (10.2 %)

Can't remember the brand name exactly
 
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Ok then how do you lose weight genius ?
there are many ways. certainly not by starving yourself. that's the worst way.
 
They're 50 cl cans of strong beer (10.2 %)

Can't remember the brand name exactly
I see, perhaps dilute the beer with water. Maybe that can help you out a bit. Like dump out half the beer and fill the rest with water. Trick your mind into thinking you drank 2 beers.
 
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They're 50 cl cans of strong beer (10.2 %)

Can't remember the brand name exactly
I see, perhaps dilute the beer with water. Maybe that can help you out a bit. Like dump out half the beer and fill the rest with water. Trick your mind into thinking you drank 2 beers.
there are many ways. certainly not by starving yourself. that's the worst way.
Care to elaborate on those “many ways” LOL
 
Care to elaborate on those “many ways” LOL
you should be in deficit, but 500kcal from start is overkill nigga unless you are below 5'1.
 
you should be in deficit, but 500kcal from start is overkill nigga unless you are below 5'1.
Sometimes you got to really sacrifice to lose that weight
 

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