prettyboislime
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You’re all probably wondering what happened when we met up. This is what happened.
When the Subhuman incel came to my door he knocked in a weird way. He knocked 3 times quickly, 2 times slowly, then tapped the floor loudly with his feet 7 times and repeated this until i opened the door.
When i saw the subhuman incel i didn’t know what to tell him. This guy is brutal. I think this guy uses google translate for his looksmax posts because this fucker cannot speak a word of english. He can only speak his ancient nerdic yeti language so he was trying to speak by signaling with his hands like a deaf or severely autistic person.
I told him to come inside and grab a drink, I had some expensive champagnes laid on the table but this bastard went to the fridge and grabbed kool aid. I said ok. But the shocking part comes now - this bastard did not drink the Kool aid. he fucking squirted half of it inside his ear holes, then pulled his pants down and boofed the kool aid. Yes He squirted it up his ass. I immediately punched the subhuman incel and broke his barely existent jaw into non-existence. I stabbed him with a pen that was nearby but he managed to escape because i was in shock. Holy shit
TLDR: Subhuman incel legitimately talks to guys on tinder and was disowned by his family for other brutal things
When the Subhuman incel came to my door he knocked in a weird way. He knocked 3 times quickly, 2 times slowly, then tapped the floor loudly with his feet 7 times and repeated this until i opened the door.
When i saw the subhuman incel i didn’t know what to tell him. This guy is brutal. I think this guy uses google translate for his looksmax posts because this fucker cannot speak a word of english. He can only speak his ancient nerdic yeti language so he was trying to speak by signaling with his hands like a deaf or severely autistic person.
I told him to come inside and grab a drink, I had some expensive champagnes laid on the table but this bastard went to the fridge and grabbed kool aid. I said ok. But the shocking part comes now - this bastard did not drink the Kool aid. he fucking squirted half of it inside his ear holes, then pulled his pants down and boofed the kool aid. Yes He squirted it up his ass. I immediately punched the subhuman incel and broke his barely existent jaw into non-existence. I stabbed him with a pen that was nearby but he managed to escape because i was in shock. Holy shit
TLDR: Subhuman incel legitimately talks to guys on tinder and was disowned by his family for other brutal things
