Bonesmashing recessed legs to gain height?

[Petsmart]

As a 3’11 Madagascaran man, i am heightmogged by bushes almost daily. I want to finally be able to see over a bush without the help of a stool or by getting a piggy back ride from my 4’3 mom. Is bonesmashing recessed legs legit? Anyone know another man who bonesmashed recessed legs? I need answers.

 

[Deleted member 1476]

Ask the IRA

 

[Petsmart]

Ask the IRA

Elaborate son

 

[Deleted member 2227]

Bonesmash the top of your skull

 

[Petsmart]

Bonesmash the top of your skull

I’ll think about it

 

[Deleted member 1476]

Elaborate son

Kneecapping - Wikipedia

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[Deleted member 2227]

Kneecapping - Wikipedia

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pussilegs

 

[Deleted member 2403]

Just get lions to gnaw your legs and eventually new, thicker, longer skin and bones will grow just like how Retina-A works.