Bonesmashing unironically worked

[svarddre]

I saw a post from clav saying that the goal is swelling. I tried it while I was drinking and holy shit my zygos looked so much bigger. Might be a decent date night thing but I don’t rlly like hitting my face with things

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

JFL bro imagine u do this for a date and by the time u take her home the swelling goes down then she rejects u

 

[Sub5Ricemale]

your personality just revela

JFL bro imagine u do this for a date and by the time u take her home the swelling goes down then she rejects u

his personality reveals its true colors.

 

[svarddre]

JFL bro imagine u do this for a date and by the time u take her home the swelling goes down then she rejects u

Once she decides she wants you she won’t change her mind bc your zygos aren’t as pronounced jfl

 

[soggra]

JFL bro imagine u do this for a date and by the time u take her home the swelling goes down then she rejects u

I don’t need to imagine. It already happened to me.

Frauding (bonesmash frauding as an example) is never guaranteed to work especially in the long run

Also I remember one time I went on a date with this girl. Because I got a shitty haircut, I decided to wear a backwards hat to cover / fraud my shit haircut. Big mistake. As the date went on, the hat slowly pulled my forehead skin up, which ended up exposing way too much of my eyelids like, excessive upper eyelid exposure.

And guess what?

Yeah… she ghosted me after that.

 

[svarddre]

I don’t need to imagine. It already happened to me.

Frauding (bonesmash frauding as an example) is never guaranteed to work especially in the long run

Also I remember one time I went on a date with this girl. Because I got a shitty haircut, I decided to wear a backwards hat to cover / fraud my shit haircut. Big mistake. As the date went on, the hat slowly pulled my forehead skin up, which ended up exposing way too much of my eyelids like, excessive upper eyelid exposure.

And guess what?

Yeah… she ghosted me after that.

I hate to be the one to tell you this but your upper eyelid exposure is 100% not the reason she ghosted you

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

I don’t need to imagine. It already happened to me.

Frauding (bonesmash frauding as an example) is never guaranteed to work especially in the long run

Also I remember one time I went on a date with this girl. Because I got a shitty haircut, I decided to wear a backwards hat to cover / fraud my shit haircut. Big mistake. As the date went on, the hat slowly pulled my forehead skin up, which ended up exposing way too much of my eyelids like, excessive upper eyelid exposure.

And guess what?

Yeah… she ghosted me after that.

not to be bluepilled but are u sure that u weren't behaving differently because u were freaking out about ur upper eyelid exposure

 

[soggra]

not to be bluepilled but are u sure that u weren't behaving differently because u were freaking out about ur upper eyelid exposure

No. I am ND though and so my behavior is a bit weird. However she already knew I was ND beforehand lol, I went on a FaceTime with her and everything before going on the date

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

No. I am ND though and so my behavior is a bit weird. However she already knew I was ND beforehand lol, I went on a FaceTime with her and everything before going on the date

it was prob that tbh. being ND can work in your favor if u are gl and find a way to make it endearing instead of uncanny

for example I'm super autistic but am 6'3 tan roidmaxxed 215-230lbs with full arm sleeve tattoo and i juxtapose my appearance with my autistic tendencies and women like it because most of the time I'm being stereotyped by them as egotistical asshole to watch out for

 

[dpant]

I don’t need to imagine. It already happened to me.

Frauding (bonesmash frauding as an example) is never guaranteed to work especially in the long run

Also I remember one time I went on a date with this girl. Because I got a shitty haircut, I decided to wear a backwards hat to cover / fraud my shit haircut. Big mistake. As the date went on, the hat slowly pulled my forehead skin up, which ended up exposing way too much of my eyelids like, excessive upper eyelid exposure.

And guess what?

Yeah… she ghosted me after that.

Upper eyelid exposure is why she ghosted you this is the funniest shit I’ve heard