Healthymaxxer
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Why waste time on silly things like self-love or embracing your natural features when you can literally remodel your skull? It’s 2025—why not let blunt force trauma handle your glow-up? Forget overpriced skincare or gym memberships; all you need is a hammer, solid wall, a strong right hook, and a questionable understanding of biology.
Science? Pfft. Evolution has clearly been slacking, so it’s up to you to finish the job. Who cares if your ancestors spent millions of years perfecting the human form? They didn’t have TikTok trends to chase or angles to serve!
And don’t worry about the consequences—what’s a little pain, nerve damage, or disfigurement when you could maybe, possibly get zygos so sharp it doubles as a pizza cutter? You will get all the foids. Nothing screams confidence like explaining your nightly "bone-enhancing ritual" to horrified friends and family.
So go ahead kings—smash your way to greatness. Who needs self-esteem when you’ve got a hammer?
Science? Pfft. Evolution has clearly been slacking, so it’s up to you to finish the job. Who cares if your ancestors spent millions of years perfecting the human form? They didn’t have TikTok trends to chase or angles to serve!
And don’t worry about the consequences—what’s a little pain, nerve damage, or disfigurement when you could maybe, possibly get zygos so sharp it doubles as a pizza cutter? You will get all the foids. Nothing screams confidence like explaining your nightly "bone-enhancing ritual" to horrified friends and family.
So go ahead kings—smash your way to greatness. Who needs self-esteem when you’ve got a hammer?
