Borderlands 3 is too cringe to play

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Finished my first play through on gamepass.
Everybody always says how that villains are annoying, but it's like the least problematic characters tbh.

Annoying kid (AVA) - "you got nothing!" , fat redneck lady, Lilith with her "hey killer", this "bro" dude - it's not only the cringe dialogues, the DELIVERY is like some cartoon for little kids with overeager voices.

Everything must be quirky, and nobody takes anything seriously and is "too cool for school" in the worst possible way.

I thought the pain will be over, but after the FALSE ENDING, we are introduced to the most annoying character I have ever seen in
ANY MEDIUM...
Behold...
TYPHON DeLEON
Typhon DeLeon Intro BL3

We are forced to listen to this ugly mf accent for like 30min, I think I'll never recover after hearing this voice-acting.

Ofcourse there is additional giant blue-pill here too, because this sub3-human is bragging about "banging Leda" in half of his lines.

I think the only character that is 'ok' is BALEX, couple of funny quotes from this nigger.

Aside from the fact that MOST of the cast is GAY, it's just insufferable goyslop for 9 year olds.

like holy fucking shit it's unreal how bad this is, I should have muted the voices tbh / game mechanics are cool as fuck, maybe will play DLC's muted if can stomach another awful story
 
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Yeah the main story is lowkey ass. Play thru the dlcs and expansion content though. especially the jack space casino, revenge of the cartel, Maliwan blacksite etc.
 
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The most unrealistic part of this game is how that thiccc pawg Tannis was lusting for that beanlet. yes it’s more unrealistic than those guns with infinite mags
 
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Yeah the main story is lowkey ass. Play thru the dlcs and expansion content though. especially the jack space casino, revenge of the cartel, Malian takedown etc.
I played only the gay romance dlc (lo) - Love & tentacles or some shit - writing and voice acting was indeed 2x better than main story there, so I have some hopes for the other ones
 
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Borderlands 2 mogs so hard that game is so good

3 was corny asf
 
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Cvzfc0zus8051

These guys were cool designed & whole agonizer 9000 fight

+ that giant 'dragon' like vault monster with mega epic sound design
 
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Finished my first play through on gamepass.
Everybody always says how that villains are annoying, but it's like the least problematic characters tbh.

Annoying kid (AVA) - "you got nothing!" , fat redneck lady, Lilith with her "hey killer", this "bro" dude - it's not only the cringe dialogues, the DELIVERY is like some cartoon for little kids with overeager voices.

Everything must be quirky, and nobody takes anything seriously and is "too cool for school" in the worst possible way.

I thought the pain will be over, but after the FALSE ENDING, we are introduced to the most annoying character I have ever seen in
ANY MEDIUM...
Behold...
TYPHON DeLEON
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We are forced to listen to this ugly mf accent for like 30min, I think I'll never recover after hearing this voice-acting.

Ofcourse there is additional giant blue-pill here too, because this sub3-human is bragging about "banging Leda" in half of his lines.

I think the only character that is 'ok' is BALEX, couple of funny quotes from this nigger.

Aside from the fact that MOST of the cast is GAY, it's just insufferable goyslop for 9 year olds.

like holy fucking shit it's unreal how bad this is, I should have muted the voices tbh / game mechanics are cool as fuck, maybe will play DLC's muted if can stomach another awful story
Borderlands sucks after 2.
Even at its peak, it tried far too hard to be funny.
 
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Remember playing borderlands 2, that shit was fun as fuck back then, especially coop with friends.
 
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