Born too late to ...

[Iraniancel]

Conquer villages on my horse with the boys and rape some neolithic farmer foids, born to early to join the incelwaffen on the northern front and born just in time to eat goyslop and rot on org

 

[Tusseleif]

Born too late to join king Harald Hardrada on a viking raid, born just in time to see the prime minister dance in gay parades

 

[CD34]

To be a crusader