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On Saturday I met up with the same Swiss girl who I went out with a couple of weeks ago. She travelled for like an hour to come to my city to see me (she goes to a uni like an hour away), which is a very good sign, although I am already kind of losing interest in her and want to fuck so I can close this chapter and move on.
When she arrived, she seemed pissed off. Probably because it took her a long time to get to my city. One of the first things she said to me was "you're a horrible texter" - now keep in mind she is like 7 years younger than me and is a female, so she is on her phone 24/7. I always replied to her pointless messages within 12 hours, which I think is reasonable, so I was pretty annoyed by this, but decided to play it off and just smile and tell her that I prefer speaking in person. She gave me a skeptical, very bitchy look.
Because of her bad attitude, I decided we'd have to get very very drunk if there was any way of salvaging this night. I suggested we go to this club which I take dates to from time to time, but that was where disaster struck: I got exposed by a short, fat bouncer for being a looksmaxer.
I live in a crime-ridden city, so it's common at most clubs for security to literally pat you down and search you for weapons. Even a blonde, preppy-looking white guy, such as myself, get searched, so that the club is not accused of 'racism'. They also sometimes check your pockets for drugs. Anyway, this short, brown, high BF% bouncer (who I brutally MOG to Hell and back) found some concealer than I stupidly left in my pocket. I was using it for my under eyes, and decided to keep it in my jacket pocket in case I needed to re-touch during the date. Now, normally they wouldn't make a big deal about anything they found, unless it was not allowed in the club, but this prick holds up the concealer and asks what it is... the Swiss girl was being searched right next to me, so I tried to quietly and subtly say to the bouncer "uhh... makeup", to which this fat sub5 goblin says "YOU WEAR MAKEUP?!" loud as fuck... Probably his idea of epic 'banter'.
I don't think Swiss girl heard him, but I just quickly said "no, it belongs to a girl" and took it from him. I was fucking raging at this point and wanted to go home before even stepping foot into the club. The girl even asked me "why do you look so serious?", probably because I had an angry, spergy expression on my face, which I normally do a good job of hiding while in public.
Anyhow, after A LOT of drinking at this club, we get an Uber (the cheaper type, I'm not getting a 'Black' or 'Lux' Uber when she is this drunk) back to my flat. We can both barely stand due to the drinking. I put on some music and change my Phillips Hue light to red (this seems to get women horny plus you look pretty good in red lighting) I consume 3 sildenafil (HIGH STRENGTH) Finally she sucks me off and we fuck for some time. I did not finish from fucking because I was too tired, but did jerk off and finish on her ass, which I sometimes find more satisfying than finishing inside for some reason.
Afterwards we stay up talking in bed for a few hours. She told me she doesn't care about looks too much, but instead 'personality'....
She humble-brags about her rich parents ski chalet and says the UK is way worse than Switzerland in almost every way.
She also told me she had a 'phase' where she slept with quite a lot of guys, and said that they were 'using her body' and that she felt like she was being raped because they did not care about her as a person.. this was a big turn off, but also kind of funny - she was comparing willingly being a slut and hooking up with guys to literally getting raped. It made me worry that she might say I raped her or something...
She also got pissed off because I used the word 'retarded' and she said it was offensive.
I might see her again if I can't find anyone better on Hinge by Halloween weekend.
When she arrived, she seemed pissed off. Probably because it took her a long time to get to my city. One of the first things she said to me was "you're a horrible texter" - now keep in mind she is like 7 years younger than me and is a female, so she is on her phone 24/7. I always replied to her pointless messages within 12 hours, which I think is reasonable, so I was pretty annoyed by this, but decided to play it off and just smile and tell her that I prefer speaking in person. She gave me a skeptical, very bitchy look.
Because of her bad attitude, I decided we'd have to get very very drunk if there was any way of salvaging this night. I suggested we go to this club which I take dates to from time to time, but that was where disaster struck: I got exposed by a short, fat bouncer for being a looksmaxer.
I live in a crime-ridden city, so it's common at most clubs for security to literally pat you down and search you for weapons. Even a blonde, preppy-looking white guy, such as myself, get searched, so that the club is not accused of 'racism'. They also sometimes check your pockets for drugs. Anyway, this short, brown, high BF% bouncer (who I brutally MOG to Hell and back) found some concealer than I stupidly left in my pocket. I was using it for my under eyes, and decided to keep it in my jacket pocket in case I needed to re-touch during the date. Now, normally they wouldn't make a big deal about anything they found, unless it was not allowed in the club, but this prick holds up the concealer and asks what it is... the Swiss girl was being searched right next to me, so I tried to quietly and subtly say to the bouncer "uhh... makeup", to which this fat sub5 goblin says "YOU WEAR MAKEUP?!" loud as fuck... Probably his idea of epic 'banter'.
I don't think Swiss girl heard him, but I just quickly said "no, it belongs to a girl" and took it from him. I was fucking raging at this point and wanted to go home before even stepping foot into the club. The girl even asked me "why do you look so serious?", probably because I had an angry, spergy expression on my face, which I normally do a good job of hiding while in public.
Anyhow, after A LOT of drinking at this club, we get an Uber (the cheaper type, I'm not getting a 'Black' or 'Lux' Uber when she is this drunk) back to my flat. We can both barely stand due to the drinking. I put on some music and change my Phillips Hue light to red (this seems to get women horny plus you look pretty good in red lighting) I consume 3 sildenafil (HIGH STRENGTH) Finally she sucks me off and we fuck for some time. I did not finish from fucking because I was too tired, but did jerk off and finish on her ass, which I sometimes find more satisfying than finishing inside for some reason.
Afterwards we stay up talking in bed for a few hours. She told me she doesn't care about looks too much, but instead 'personality'....
She humble-brags about her rich parents ski chalet and says the UK is way worse than Switzerland in almost every way.
She also told me she had a 'phase' where she slept with quite a lot of guys, and said that they were 'using her body' and that she felt like she was being raped because they did not care about her as a person.. this was a big turn off, but also kind of funny - she was comparing willingly being a slut and hooking up with guys to literally getting raped. It made me worry that she might say I raped her or something...
She also got pissed off because I used the word 'retarded' and she said it was offensive.
I might see her again if I can't find anyone better on Hinge by Halloween weekend.
