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Norm Macdonald

Norm Macdonald

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She invited me over. We fucking nigga. Whether she like it or not

Equipment;
- Deathnicity
- Complete Ralph Lauren tracksuit in black
- Benzo’s
- CK boxers
- Jordan 11s. Black.
- Viagra ( my dick don’t work from all the porn I been wack in to)
- Dior Savauage (overrated idc)
- No condom. Fuck you

I’ll play STD roulette. I haven’t fucked since December nigga idc


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UPDATE FOR NIGGAS JUST SEEING THIS:

UPDATE:
Thread 'Finally got my dick wet after almost a year'
https://looksmax.org/threads/finally-got-my-dick-wet-after-almost-a-year.1713255/
 
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How did you meet?
 
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Looks like a male
 
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She invited me over. We fucking nigga. Whether she like it or not

Equipment;
- Complete Ralph Lauren tracksuit in black
- Benzo’s
- CK boxers
- Jordan 11s. Black.
- Viagra ( my dick don’t work from all the porn I been wack in to)
- Dior Savauage (overrated idc)
- No condom. Fuck you

I’ll play STD roulette. I haven’t fucked since December nigga idc


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Std aint worth this flat hoe bro💔💔:feelsgood:
 
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How did you meet?
Been knew her when I used to work at McDonald’s. She only just started replying to my stories after a year
 
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Flat chest LTB
 
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She invited me over. We fucking nigga. Whether she like it or not

Equipment;
- Complete Ralph Lauren tracksuit in black
- Benzo’s
- CK boxers
- Jordan 11s. Black.
- Viagra ( my dick don’t work from all the porn I been wack in to)
- Dior Savauage (overrated idc)
- No condom. Fuck you

I’ll play STD roulette. I haven’t fucked since December nigga idc


Also JFL
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Rate her
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good luck man
 
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FUCK I CAN’T WAIT TO SLIDE MY SHIT IN THERE
 
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I wouldn't fuck her, but if u don't care bout the hoes u fuck ig is good enough
I’m just tryne get my dick wet. + ethnic 5’7” so Issa bonus fuckin a blonde white girl

I think she looks mogs/matches me tho
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White women worshippers would high five me rn


I think:forcedsmile:
 
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Its Sauvage retard
And get the condom bastard not worth the stds
Wish you luck
Fuck I went with that spelling first and thought it looked wrong

And condoms suck :cautious:
 
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Can you DM me I dunno how to I have a question regarding Viagra
 
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I judged you but seeing your face and esp your race I take everything back your doing well :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:

Are you Asian ? CHINdian or ? Latino bet your ass your a Phillipono as that’s what they look like
He’s Filipino.
 
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I judged you but seeing your face and esp your race I take everything back your doing well :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:

Are you Asian ? CHINdian or ? Latino bet your ass your a Phillipono as that’s what they look like
Thanks guy

Yes I’m Filipino
 
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Thanks guy

Yes I’m Filipino
I fucking knew it it was only after I wrote those races I looked aT you for a min and was like “WAIT A MINUTE this nigga PINOY” 🤣

Yeah man good job go slay her I won’t mock or be rude because it’s already a stressful task for a short Asian man to begin with to get a message back so she’s slim and yeah go slay her ignore the haters
 
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Ok yeah upon closer inspection on her pic, and irl she’ LTB.

Still got my penis wet woohoo!
 
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I fucking knew it it was only after I wrote those races I looked aT you for a min and was like “WAIT A MINUTE this nigga PINOY” 🤣

Yeah man good job go slay her I won’t mock or be rude because it’s already a stressful task for a short Asian man to begin with to get a message back so she’s slim and yeah go slay her ignore the haters
You Filipino too?
 
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Nah but a close buddy of mine is. I know you guys have it tough like all Asians so I give you respect I don’t judge
Thugmaxxing is like the only route for Filipinos in the UK.

They’re either ugly nerds or on gang shit. Gotta thugmax if you’re filo.
 
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Too many normie sexhavers on the forum nowadays
 
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Being an ethic fucking a white blonde must feel like the best thing in the world
Real nigga shit. All my previous fucks were ethnic girls. Life changing shit
 
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IIRC @Jason Voorhees is a white woman worshipper

Thoughts?
 
She invited me over. We fucking nigga. Whether she like it or not

Equipment;
- Deathnicity
- Complete Ralph Lauren tracksuit in black
- Benzo’s
- CK boxers
- Jordan 11s. Black.
- Viagra ( my dick don’t work from all the porn I been wack in to)
- Dior Savauage (overrated idc)
- No condom. Fuck you

I’ll play STD roulette. I haven’t fucked since December nigga idc


Also JFL
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Rate her
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UPDATE FOR NIGGAS JUST SEEING THIS:

UPDATE:
Thread 'Finally got my dick wet after almost a year'
https://looksmax.org/threads/finally-got-my-dick-wet-after-almost-a-year.1713255/
Man I wouldn't take that chance goin no condom :forcedsmile:
 
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Dior Savauage (overrated idc)
I wore this one time, and a girl said I smell like her ex, n that started talking about him, brutal,

Go niche fragrance, smelling good will leave a good impression and unique as well so that when they ever smell it they will think of you.

Nigger wearing Jordan 11's :forcedsmile:, jus wear slides
n for a baddie instead of benzo's, PT-141will suffice
 
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I wore this one time, and a girl said I smell like her ex, n that started talking about him, brutal,

Go niche fragrance, smelling good will leave a good impression and unique as well so that when they ever smell it they will think of you.

Nigger wearing Jordan 11's :forcedsmile:, jus wear slides
n for a baddie instead of benzo's, PT-141will suffice
I just use dior homme it's better than sauvage
 
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Gotta look fresh to feel fresh ya dig :soy:

Also never heard of PT, but benzo's have a special place in my heart
It makes you want to go 6 rounds,
basically when you take it
your labido it maxed out, and your refractory period (The time you spend after cumming to recharge)
 
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It makes you want to go 6 rounds,
basically when you take it
your labido it maxed out, and your refractory period (The time you spend after cumming to recharge)
The viagra already had that sorted out for me, but thanks tho i'll check it out
 
I hope ur not larping but congratz bro

Fuck faceiq
 
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Good luck brah
 
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