shaz0
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Context:
I am sitting scrolling tiktok with my bumass cousins, lets name my cousin alex
he says yo bro check this out
bumass alex shows me this tiktok of a twink unboxing his ipad m5 like he is unwrapping a butthole to lick, nearly drooling
im like yeah sure thats nice whatever good for this bumass 5'2 15yr old twink
THE HANGING BALLS:
I am rotting again on my bed and alex comes barging into my room
he is acting like he just saw a piece of turd giving him philosophy lectures
i ask him tf happened
he shows me a video
its a video of the twink hanging his balls and a solid crisp 3 incher penis and spinning around showing his ass and jiggling it
he goes on and shows me more
the twink is getting brutally cracked in all positions by a big fat hairy man with nipples the size of a fucking sun and a hairy ass like a forest
every position imaginable.
i wanted to bleach my bitchass eyes after what i saw, but it was fine, i could cope with it
Conclusion:
The twink got an iPad M5 from the man he was getting cracked by and spinning around hanging balls
I am sitting scrolling tiktok with my bumass cousins, lets name my cousin alex
he says yo bro check this out
bumass alex shows me this tiktok of a twink unboxing his ipad m5 like he is unwrapping a butthole to lick, nearly drooling
im like yeah sure thats nice whatever good for this bumass 5'2 15yr old twink
THE HANGING BALLS:
I am rotting again on my bed and alex comes barging into my room
he is acting like he just saw a piece of turd giving him philosophy lectures
i ask him tf happened
he shows me a video
its a video of the twink hanging his balls and a solid crisp 3 incher penis and spinning around showing his ass and jiggling it
he goes on and shows me more
the twink is getting brutally cracked in all positions by a big fat hairy man with nipples the size of a fucking sun and a hairy ass like a forest
every position imaginable.
i wanted to bleach my bitchass eyes after what i saw, but it was fine, i could cope with it
Conclusion:
The twink got an iPad M5 from the man he was getting cracked by and spinning around hanging balls
"iPad M5 is when you get brutally cracked"
I do not condone anything that anything that happened here. In no support of it
I do not condone anything that anything that happened here. In no support of it
